What fucked you off right now?

[MrFishy]

Losing my weekend to studying like a 15 year old.

 

[CrazyCatLady]

jehovah's witnesses having that knack of knocking at the most inappropriate times, usually dressed like theyve been punched through marks and spencers from the seventies, trying to peddle a fkn a pamphlet to you showing an array of overly happy people living in a natural utopia while either reeking of brute or elizabeth arden........its a no from me

Don't you have fun with them?
I love a bit of Jehovah bother on a Sunday morning. Gives me a chance to whip out a few psychology tests and trap a few participants. Surprising the excuses they come up with to leave, once they know they're locked in with an stoic agnostic that is more preachy than them.
The only bit I don't like is being left on the doorstep screaming "But where did god come from?" as they're sprinting down the road.

 

[casiquaire]

Don't you have fun with them?
I love a bit of Jehovah bother on a Sunday morning. Gives me a chance to whip out a few psychology tests and trap a few participants. Surprising the excuses they come up with to leave, once they know they're locked in with an stoic agnostic that is more preachy than them.
The only bit I don't like is being left on the doorstep screaming "But where did god come from?" as they're sprinting down the road.

not really, id rather be hogtied and take a rugby punt to the nuts than spend any time with bible bashers especially those types, AND ALSO, they are wise to the standard lines that non bible bashers reel out to them, they get training in combatting all those types of lines. Previously ive gone down the route of "you know youre working for a business dont you, its a brilliant racket as you essentially work for free at the bottom of the pyramid while the people at the top are raking it in and welcome them back on the proviso that they bring a full audit account with evidence of where all their money is going and then youll sign up" that usually gets shot of them

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

I have a set phrase ready for them - "no comprendo, no entiendo ingles", unless they speak Spanish, they just go away.

 

[CrazyCatLady]

not really, id rather be hogtied and take a rugby punt to the nuts than spend any time with bible bashers especially those types, AND ALSO, they are wise to the standard lines that non bible bashers reel out to them, they get training in combatting all those types of lines. Previously ive gone down the route of "you know youre working for a business dont you, its a brilliant racket as you essentially work for free at the bottom of the pyramid while the people at the top are raking it in and welcome them back on the proviso that they bring a full audit account with evidence of where all their money is going and then youll sign up" that usually gets shot of them

We lived next door to a JoHo for a while and my step-dad's best mate was one. As my dad was an atheist, with a bigger gob than Katie Hopkins, I was was privvy to many 'debates' as a teenager, so got used to them. Quite like laughing at them for a few hours.

Btw, there are people that pay good money to be hogtied and rugby punted to the nuts. It should not be underestimated as a way to pass the time

 

[LIL_WHITE_FOX]

Stalky guests who are actually real chatters!

 

[casiquaire]

Stalky guests who are actually real chatters!

i get them aswell, if i do reply i just say to them "look, grow a backbone and come and try and engage with me in your normal name". Im not a particularly rude or an unforgiving individual providing you arent trying to waste my time, my time is way too precious for the guessing games of uncertainty or playing into the hands of some boot playing "attention monopoly" as i call it

 

[MrFishy]

My local pub is close due to covid.

 

[Moriarty]

Don't you have fun with them?
I love a bit of Jehovah bother on a Sunday morning. Gives me a chance to whip out a few psychology tests and trap a few participants. Surprising the excuses they come up with to leave, once they know they're locked in with an stoic agnostic that is more preachy than them.
The only bit I don't like is being left on the doorstep screaming "But where did god come from?" as they're sprinting down the road.

Last time they turned up at my door I just said
"I have no evidence hence cannot make a claim if god exists, either way, however religion is a tool of man to control those who would have need of a faith".
They left
They do however keep posting hand written notes through my door, so there "Hope" for me yet

 

[casiquaire]

friends (and i use that term loosely) that outstay their welcome due to their wives booting them out......."i need space on your sofa for a day while i sort stuff out"..............4 days later, a thousand gripes/events/stories going back 10 years and not in chronological order (and a fair few ukgold repeats aswell) later, i find the therapist needs the therapy

 

[breakwake_]

Its raining. I'll get salty raindrops running in my eyes and ears, mud will get flown off my bike wheels and will splatter on my back and face, my trouser legs and shoes will get soaked from the puddles and my bike will develop thick brown lumps everywhere they shouldn't be.

I'm f*cked off that I'll have to wash my bike.

 

[Cat100]

My complaint of the day. Guys who keep popping back up when you said it is over. Seriously it is over. You waiting two months plus and then seeing if I want to spend time with you is just well useless and annoying. Go away. I stopped wanting to spend any time with you ages ago. I have not changed my mind.

 

[MrFishy]

Broke me body board. Only had it 3 months too

 

[Whiskers]

My shifts !!

 

[MrFishy]

The towns kicking and I'm stuck in cos a twat from work fucking ping me !!!!!

 

[Bad_Influence]

The towns kicking and I'm stuck in cos a twat from work fucking ping me !!!!!

Delete the fecking app ffs.

 

[MrFishy]

You smart azz ***
If I removed the app the covid police in pub will get me

 

[funandflirty]

Cancer….. cancer has fucked me off, and I never get fucked off

 

[MrFishy]

I was napping in the sun and a fucking moron started using a petrol powered rc car.

 

[MrFishy]

Me fucking feet smell worse than me breath