What fucked you off right now?

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when you order something and it states its an "all day delivery" that requires a signature and its between 8am and 6pm and you KNOW that a) if you pop out for 10 minutes it will come at that time OR b) will arrive at 5.55 after youve had to rearrange your day to accommodate it OR c) it never arrives OR the winner d) after keeping an eye on the door, you go to make a brew and come back to find the card "we missed you" stealthily slipped through your letterbox
dont forget going for a piss
 

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People at cash machines, takes me less than 20 seconds to draw money out. WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING FOR 3 WHOLE MINUTES
boils my piss, especially when theyve waited in the queue and THEN start trying to find their bank card, then proceed to try about 5 cards taking a receipt from each one and if its their own bank, try and get a mini statement. then remains at the cashpoint while they put everything away. What i then do is, soon as they have packed everything everything away and as they are turning to leave im already reaching past them (and jostling them) to put my card in the cashpoint while they havent even had opportunity to leave properly lol
 

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I think i told you , there is a woman who works in my local Tesco express ,

She has no clue of shapes or how to pack a carrier bag ,

I always wanna shout at her but she already looks sad hahaha

She is fcukin useless xx
Thats cruel man
 

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My neighbours kids who shout and squeal loudly as if they are 6 or 7 when they are actually8 & 10 !
Oh crap ! they just arrived back after a 10 day break from them !! Grrrr!
 

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And it’s never a normal wee!!!! It’s like you’ve drank 2 gallons of water and it is all coming out now - and no matter how much you try and hurry you are there for at least 2 hours :D
Hahahaha fucks sake
 

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Reading this twaddle! ... and, I haven't even got to my next thread yet.
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Reading this twaddle! ... and, I haven't even got to my next thread yet.
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Oh I love your new picture. Night of the Demon? very apt! I would have typed that on your profile but access was denied. :rolleyes:
 

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When people forget that here in the UK we are allowed to do/say anything we like that is not directly blocked by law.
Not that stupid EU idea that we can only do what the law says we can.

What really pisses me off though is we have this because we also have a responsibility to our country and society as a whole.
By the very nature of our constitution and it's social contract we have an obligation to vote and hold government and each other to account for the good of English society.

People to easily give up the responsibilities yet demand the rights.

:)
 
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Having to turn on a vpn for 10 sec's cos the courts blocked vidcloud9 in the UK.
 

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Why do you assume everyone is English and secondly that English law is devolved?

Welsh, Irish and Scots have their own societies separate from England.

We share common law as do many countries all over the world.

Your point?
 

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Welsh, Irish and Scots have their own societies separate from England.

No, they don't. Some powers are devolved, yes. Some.

You English and your patronizing superiority complex.
 

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No, they don't. Some powers are devolved, yes. Some.

You English and your patronizing superiority complex.

If "Some" powers are devolved, then they are separate from a central body politic enforcing total control.

Their societies certainly are devolved.
 
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