dont forget going for a pisswhen you order something and it states its an "all day delivery" that requires a signature and its between 8am and 6pm and you KNOW that a) if you pop out for 10 minutes it will come at that time OR b) will arrive at 5.55 after youve had to rearrange your day to accommodate it OR c) it never arrives OR the winner d) after keeping an eye on the door, you go to make a brew and come back to find the card "we missed you" stealthily slipped through your letterbox