A bear walks into a bar and says

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  1. Johnnyirish65

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    Clever , well done!
     
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    Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

    Johnny: "Seven."

    Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

    Johnny: "Seven."

    Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

    Johnny: "Six."

    Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

    Johnny: "Seven!"

    Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

    Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
     
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  3. Resolute

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    What do you call a Right-winger with no teeth?

    Whiny Gums!

    Oh, wait - there's no 'bear' connection. Oh, well ;)
     
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    I was walking down the road when someone
    threw a block of cheese at me.

    I thought well that's mature ...
    :oops:
     
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    Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced? He had grater plans.
     
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    My friend says to me:
    "What rhymes with orange"

    I said:
    "no it doesn't"
     

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