Will you open up your home to a Ukrainian refugee?

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Lets have a think about this FIRST. If the Government house the "Refugee's" it will cost them £200 a NIGHT.

That = £6000 a month.

Get the British people to house them and pay them £350 a month.

Yep...Seems about right.... for a Government hell bent on crippling it's OWN people.

Last year UKRAIN was in the news for very different reasons.

All of a sudden that's forgotten about.?!

You can't just brush things under the carpet and expect ( Some ) people to forget.

Everyone is out to help Ukraine....Bravo....Yeah....When WE HAVE THOUSANDS OF HOMELESS PEOPLE AND STARVING KIDS IN THIS COUNTRY.!!

I wish people would wake the fcuk up.
Suddenly the refugees from Afghanistan are forgotten about ?. How does that tally with our "generosity" to refugees from Ukraine ?.
Again ,if a real refugee turned up on my doorstep begging for help i would feel obliged ( on moral grounds ) to invite them in but i think the way this Government is offering bribes could be sinister ! Now we know that there have been many Russian BILLIONAIRES living here for yonks ! and funding the Tory party with dirty money !
It stinks !

BTW i thought that no young males are allowed to leave Ukraine ? ( obviously children under a certain age will be allowed )
 

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£350 a month to invite a possible Neo Nazi or a Jihadi into my home, no thanks.
£350 a month to invite an attractive Eastern European lady who values her appearence more than our girls tend to into my home, could be fun.

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I agree. Some people may be willing and able to take in more than one refugee.
 

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Seven reasons why you shouldn't take in a refugee that I was up all night thinking of


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The the idea of foreigners being welcomed to the UK?

And you’re not racist because you don’t care if they’re white?

Summ Khunt explains why you shouldn’t take Ukrainians in:

The Under Fives are terrorist supporters.

It may only be women and children fleeing the war in Ukraine that are refugees but the 5 year olds are obviously ISIS supporters along with their pregnant mothers who are producing other terrorist supporters. My paranoia is under control. Honestly.

They might be picky eaters
You’ve made your guests a lovely meal of chicken, chips and peas. Only the refugee kids doesn’t like peas and won’t touch it. Now you’ve got to get them a 13-inch Domino’s with all the toppings or you’re in breach of contract and you’ve got a criminal record. Doesn’t sound fair to me.

They’ll want to use your toilet
No one likes a stranger using their toilet, least of all a stranger from halfway around the world. What are you supposed to do, scrub the toilet every time Igor and Olga have been in there? Insist they only use the downstairs one? What if they need to go at night and you’ve set the alarm?

They’ll play folk music
All Eastern Europeans love folk music and never listen to anything else. If you want a balalaika twanging away at 1am when they invite their pals over for Cossack dancing, that’s your lookout. I’ll stick with my compilations of war movie themes, thanks.

Think of the safety of your womenfolk
I’m not saying all Ukrainians are sex offenders, but it’s the luck of the draw. My wife would have to go her sister’s again, like when she caught me watching pay-per-view porn. Plus statistically one in 20 will be gay, and I don’t want to end up like that fella in The Shawshank Redemption.

It’s below the market rate
The government’s offering £350 a month. You could get double that for medical students. Stick in a mini-kitchen and a shower cubicle and you’ve got a studio flat worth £200k. So basically your Ukrainian is conning you out of a small fortune. This is why I’m not the sort of mug who gives to charity. But... once I realise it is £350 per refugee I'll house 50 of them in 4 bedrooms.

What about the pensioners?
Someone who’s 105 with dementia, cataracts and a heart condition would be terrified by a noisy young refugee. In fact it could kill them. They’ll claim no-one’s suggesting this, but that’s what they said about seatbelts becoming compulsory.

It could affect your Netflix subscription
You’re only allowed to watch on two devices, so what if your refugee logs on too? That’s you stuck with bloody ITV all night while they hoover up Ozark like there’s no tomorrow. It just isn’t worth the risk.

via ~ DailyParanoidWanker

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A: It is anyone who needs psychological comfort in a period of crisis.

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Protester who staged live protest on KGB News only seen by eight viewers.

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A female protester has appeared behind KGB News present Nigel Farageovitch in an apparent attempt to tell viewers the truth about Putin murdering Ukrainians coverage shown on the channel.

The woman, believed to be Simone Williams, was a producer on the show but could no longer stomach the output she was expected to help put on the nation’s airwaves.

Shortly after Nigel Farageovitche’s programme began, she appeared over his left shoulder with a sign that read, “They are lying to you. This an outrage factory and you are being rolled off the production line.”

Williams has been praised for her bravery, with many believing it may have helped those viewers watching to realise they are consuming propaganda, not becoming better informed.

The protestor was on screen for a total of eleven minutes, because even the people who work on the show can’t be bothered to watch it when Nigel Farageovitch is bloviating on whatever issue it is this week that he feels will get him the most airtime. She was eventually removed, despite Farageovitch remaining oblivious to it all.

A spokesperson for KGB News told us, “To be honest, we’re hoping all of her friends and family were watching, as numbers like that would do wonders for our viewing figures.

“We would like to apologise to all eight viewers, and to promise that if another protester appears on one of our live shows, we will do everything in our power to have them removed in three or four minutes – tops.

“Unless it drives a few viewers our way, in which case they can stay indefinitely. Even rubber-necking eyeballs are attractive to advertisers.”

via ~ DailyTraitors

 
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