Where have all the dentists gone!?

Fizzz

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Still no sign of the lesser-spotted NHS dentist in this area. :( It's been 18 months since my last visit, and thinking prevention is better than cure, I went to a place who offered 'affordable private dentistry.' £59 for a check-up, but of course it'll be another £79 for a scale and polish. I arrived 15 mins early, and I asked the receptionist what happens if you turn up late... If you're more than 7 mins late it's a £50 penalty charge. :rolleyes: Not very affordable for a great many working-class people...
Don't be late then ...simples. next patient paying same amount so they shouldn't be kept waiting if person before is late.
 

LadyOnArooftop

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In prison they do it for free.
Why not "forget" to pay your council tax and get 14 days inside ;)
Or I could cross the channel in a borrowed rubber dinghy/possibly a kayak!... get within 12 miles of Dover and tell the RNLI/Border Force taxi service that as soon as they've placed me in a 4 star hotel i'll be needing a dentist. :)
 

Not_Fred_Honest

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Well it is a nice day for it :)
But I'd leave it until next week: with flat water and nice weather they must be rush off there feet.
You don't want to end up in a 3 star hotel :eek:
 

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I recently had cause to find a new dentist. It took me a while to realise that I was on mission impossible. Because there is not a single dentist in this town taking on new NHS patients. I got talking to some of the receptionists and they mostly said the same thing - They've gone into private practice. I'm curious to know where all these new private patients will be coming from. Well guess what? I'm one of them! I eventually had no option but to go with a dentist that offered 'affordable private dentistry'. :rolleyes: The check-up cost me £43, which is not bad compared to the NHS fixed price charge. But here's the rub, that was just for the check-up, anything else is extra. The scale and polish cost me a further £53. If you need an emergency appointment it's £85, should you need a filling, get ready to hand over another £109. All appointments have to be paid for in advance and it is not refundable. You miss your appointment - you've done your money. What the hell is happening to the NHS? :(
Yep, my dentist is private only but I've been with him for 20 years...... he has so many nice cars hmmm..:p
 
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