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Bad_Influence
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'The vaccine is a colourless and particle free solution.
It contains the weakened adenovirus encoding the SARS CoV 2 Spike glycoprotein, as well as the following excipients:'
and more importantly:
- dinosaur DNA
- regolith from Mars
- a tiny comet
- 2 teddy bears
- nanobots
- sperm from a blue whale
- baby Groot
- anal beads
- Karen venom
- antivaxxer tears
- scrapings from the inside of a mammoth herders thong
- JoJoTia3rds microwaved kitten cake crumbs
What we know so far about the 'game changer' Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine
- L-histidine
- L-histidine hydrochloride monohydrate
- magnesium chloride hexahydrate
- polysorbate 80
- ethanol
- sucrose
- sodium chloride
- disodium edetate dihydrate
- water for injections
On the bright side, the vaccine will be the cure-all... Boris said so. so it must be true. We have to trust the powers-that-be... after all... it was a politician who wants a curfew on men, it was a politician who claimed Corbyn wasn't an anti-semite, it was a Politician who said Nicola Sturgeon was SANE. (Ok the last one was a joke................... or was it?)