The Woke Thread

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The lefty dickheads might try to censor the Bible, but in the meantime they're putting the boot into Christians-



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How about it JC?

 

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The lefty mush-for-brains can't get under the Bible's radar, that's why they hate it..-

"To the pure all things are pure, but to those who are defiled and unbelieving nothing is pure; but even their mind and conscience are defiled" (Titus 1:15)

A typical snowflake-

 

[bellofthedesert]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, Director General of the World Health Organision. Yeah, the very people who was total control over the world governments in the case of another ‘pandemic’. Good luck folks.
PS… I was going to add a video of new billionaire Volodymyr Zelensky but ever single vid included the Ukrainian Crime Lord cavorting with naked men.

No fucking way. That can't be real. Are you kidding me?

 

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Lefties also want to censor free speech to shut up the fearless keyboard warriors..

"Praise be to the Lord who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle" (Psalm 144:1)

 

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Jesus said- "For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open." (Luke 8:17)

Go kiddo, root out the truth..

 

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[TwoWhalesInAPool]

WOKE 17 - FAR-RIGHT SNOWFLAKES MELTDOWN OVER FREEDOM OF SPEECH

The far-right has gone into a snowflake meltdown because an ex-footballer said something that made them cry.

The Result:

The BBC has announced tonight's Match of the Day will be broadcast via live Ceefax updates.

Following the withdrawal of all presenters, commentators, technicians, and unpaid interns from BBC football coverage, this evening’s highlights will be broadcast in the format of coloured text on a black background.

Director general Tim Davie, Tory party sponsor, best friend to the PM, taking a brief break from posting in Tory WhatsApp groups, and far-right forums said: “For many years, the public enjoyed the thrilling experiences of matches on Ceefax. Now they’re back.

“All the best bits of today’s matches will be shown across two exciting pages under a vibrant blue-and-green blocky text logo.

“Cheer in triumph as Tottenham’s result is updated to 1-0, with the scorer coming when somebody’s typed it in on a BBC Micro 400 miles away. Groan in defeat as Brighton score a late winner and the number changes.

“It was good enough for millions of us for decades, so it’s good enough for Britain today. We have definitely made the right decision and I will not have to resign.

“That’s Match of the Day, live tonight on page 302. Thank you.”

TY@TDM

 

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Haha Lineker's off his lefty trolley calling the government 'nazis' because they're cracking down on scrounging heathen immigrants.
Mind you, if the govt REALLY wanted to stop immigration they'd simply make our welfare rules exactly the same as France's, then the scroungers would stay in France because there'd be no reason to come to Britain..
As it is, Sunak's bribing the French to try to stop them, what a useless PM-

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

WOKE 18 - WOKEY MCWOKERY: THE HELLISH MISERY OF THE RIGHT

Has the culture war distorted your worldview into that of a rage filled miserable dickhead?

Do you consider these everyday things to be woke overreach?

Five perfectly normal things that angry lonely dickheads have decided are woke​

1: Tofu
For normal people, tofu is a meat substitute to be avoided because it tastes of less than chicken. For dickheads, this white bean curd is the sole diet of a nefarious radical left blob that wants to indoctrinate innocent kids into Marxism. If a Churchill statue was made of tofu, GB News would demand it be torn down.

2: Women being on TV
To the untrained eye, a woman presenting QI or being Doctor Who is an unremarkable reflection of a wider population which contains women. Not so for a dickhead. They think it’s the latest in a series of box-ticking rules designed to repress men and usher in a new era of matriarchal tyranny. They’ve got no problem with ‘the fit blonde one’ on Countdown though, oddly.

3: Electric cars
‘Electric cars? What’s next, electric…’ a dickhead will sneer, before failing to think of a punchline. As far as they’re concerned, cars should run on dead dinosaur juice and steadily destroy the environment. Cars powered by batteries only encourage their nemesis, Greta Thunberg, to save the planet for their other nemesis, under-25s.

4: The term ‘people of colour’
Woke, or a more respectful way of referring to people who are not white? Depends who you ask. Most agree that it’s an improvement on what they used to be called, whereas dickheads will claim it’s an attack on their liberty to use whatever terms they deem appropriate. Usually followed with ‘well if Chris Rock’s allowed to say it…’ Just don't mention BLM. Seriously, don't. Those three letters alone can cause a rage filled, panic stricken apoplexy in many, if not all, far-right morons. You have been warned.

5: Wheelchair ramps
Dickheads are scared of things they don’t understand. This includes considerations for people with needs that are different to their own. Far from being a basic accessibility measure, a wheelchair ramp will be seen as an expensive frippery likely mandated by the EU. Why not pave over them and build a luxury flat I can rent out, they’ll wonder.

TY@TDM

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

WOKE 19 - FLIGHTS OF XENOPHOBIC W.ANKER FANTASY​

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The five types of racist twat absolutely livid that deportation flights didn’t take off.​

Wondering who on earth was cheering for the flights to Rwanda to take off?

These a.rseholes:

1: GB News-watching twats
An instantly recognisable breed of twat bellowing logic-dismissing opinions in the style of Tom Harwood and Allison Pearson. Uses bollocks phrases like ‘wokerati’ and ‘the civil service blob’. Will not rest until all asylum seekers, bishops, and benefit claimants have been removed to what they insist on calling ‘the dark continent’. They are easily triggered and will reply in red faced rage to any 'woke' post they imagine is in front of them. They don't actually read the posts. Trigger them!

2: Racist twats
One of the least self-aware strains of twat. Not racist; it’s a coincidence that anyone non-white bears the brunt of their extensive suite of prejudices. Believes the only reason they can’t get a GP appointment, a six-figure job and a card for the cash-and-carry is migrants, and this Rwanda flights would have turned that around.

3: Anti-human rights twats
No deportation flights is a low point for those who believe lawyers should keep their noses out of legal matters and that human rights aren’t for everybody. They dream of a fully-armed environment-devastating life like the lawless hellscape of Mad Max: Fury Road, which luckily appears to be the exact direction in which the UK is headed.

4: Brexiter twats
Not every Brexit voter approves of the deportation policy, but everyone who does approve definitely voted Brexit. An insane core of voters for whom no xenophobia is enough, which the government is hell-bent on placating to scrub away PartyGate.

5: Knee-jerk twats
Long ago, these twats decided who they hated. It’s a diverse list including teachers, gays, city-dwellers, fancy types and do-gooders, but top of it is always foreigners. The only way they could love flights to Rwanda more is if Meghan Markle was on it.

TY@TDM

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

WOKE 20 - The Ten Gammondments, as revealed unto a bloke called Ray​

My brothers. God has revealed unto me, Ray Cyst-Itis, the rules by which we must live our lives.

1: Thou shalt blame all on immigration
Too many immigrants, meaning you can’t get a job? Immigration mate. Not enough immigrants, meaning you have to do a menial job? Immigration mate. All crime is dun by immigrants, innit. Immigration mate.

2: Thou shalt not be a snowflake
And, furthermore, thou shalt not go to university which is a breeding ground for snowflakes. I didn’t and look at me. Exactly.

3: Thou shalt reference World War Two
Our ancestors didn’t die in World War Two so that we could not consider it relevant to every political issue that may arise. And the Blitz.

4: Thou shalt not blame Brexit
Brexit means Brexit. Nothing about Brexit is bad, ergo nothing bad can be blamed on Brexit.

5: Thou shalt put an Union Jack on everything
House, window, body. They call it Great Britain for a reason. Call yourself a patriot?

6: Thou shalt believe in freedom of speech for yourself
Say it with me: ‘Is the truth too triggering for you leftie snowflakes?’ However, he who slaggeth Churchill should shut up or else.

7: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s economy
Britain is the best country in the world, and no ‘ranking of average GDP’ can prove that wrong. Germany? Not got our innovation innit bruv.

8: Thou shalt keep the holy days
St George’s Day, Remembrance Day, Brexit Day, and whenever England play. On these days you must get beered up.

9: Thou shalt not take the dead Queen’s name in vain
Bloody brilliant. I won’t hear a word against her. What she’s did for this country deserves respect. Keepeth a portrait of Liz on your wall and salute it daily.

10: Thou shalt worship the past
And lo, recall how kids used to play outside ‘til dark and there was no such thing as paedos or racism.

TY@TDM