Professor Shaz and Doctor Shak... The "Experts" .. on erm well everything clearly!

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  1. Shak

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    As of today myself and the lovely Shaz have been declared as "Experts" so felt we should be here for all your expert needs!

    The declaration was made by an official 'Oldie-Wonk' so is valid.

    No cooking questions though eh!
     
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  2. shaz1970xx

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    I love loggin on ere i learn summat about myself everyday lols
     
  3. Shak

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    Wonder if you could help.
    A piece im working on on trombone...It goes G above the staff - F -back to G written as a slur.2 semiquavers followed by quaver.
    Well logically thats near impossible on trombone without an F trigger and without the glissando and its not written as glissando.
    So am using alternative positions.Instead of the conventional 1-3-1 am using a lip trill between 4-3-4,yes i know both G and F can be played in 6th and the G in 6th is more naturally suited to the trombone.
    I have considered doodle tonguing the conventional positions but again,thats not whats written.
    So what do i do?.Go with the lip trill 4-3-4 or the lip trill in 6?.
    Wonder if you knew of any alternative way to play it?.
    Asking for a friend.
     
  5. Runningbear04

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    Hello the Experts

    Can you please help me !!
    I have a problem with a fence i am " Erecting". I want the actual fence to be 8 feet high with a two foot gravel board at the bottom. I am trying to find a 10foot concrete post if this is correct, to go in the ground. is this correct that you need 300mm of "erect " Post in the "hole" in the ground for stability and to ensure the erect post come out ? I am also after advice about the best type of fence panel to install. Vertical or Horizontal i think but if you can help i would be very appreciative.
     
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  6. LadyOnArooftop

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    More jobs for the girls? At one time I would have considered this an outrage! :rolleyes:
     
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    Doctor Shak

    Is Pineapple on a pizza right or wrong?
     
  8. Shak

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    Max amount into the hole and and always Horizontal.
     
  9. Shak

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    Bin the trombone or you will never pull.
     
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  10. Shak

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    Depends what it's talking about, Pineapple can sometimes be wrong as it's not an expert like myself and Shaz!
     
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    Men and erection problems eh now theres a first lol
     
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    Its not so much erection, its the type and keeping it up lol
     
  13. shaz1970xx

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    Pmslll
     
  14. SolitaryRuby

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    "The old wonk" has realised this well known fact at last. Go girls...share the "knowledge", you know what I mean ;) lol.
    Btw, I expect backlash at some point:eek:
     
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    Oh and because you are so incredibly clever, can you make this rain stop so I can paint my cabin?
     
  16. Ash710

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    ...convert to a tambourine!
     
  17. Enj

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    good page
     
  18. retiremunter

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    im here as a stand by ...just saying
     
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    Miss Expert is there any charge on advice

    Any advice on diy or should i get someone in
     
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    Woman of many talents shaz
     

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