Professor Shaz and Doctor Shak... The "Experts" .. on erm well everything clearly!

[WickedPerdition]

Bin the trombone or you will never pull.

Did he say he was trying to pull?
Maybe you should have advised him not to 'play around'.
Don't always assume that men have an ulterior motive when they ask awkward questions.
And another thing: you did not answer the question!
Bloody so-called experts!!! ​

 

[WickedPerdition]

Doctor Shak

Is Pineapple on a pizza right or wrong?

Man, pineapple is wrong on just about anything.
Mind you, I don't mind it in a fruit salad or on cheesecake.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

shaz sent me a picture of you in your one piece bikini

Did she bet that’s scared u for life. I’m like a pork joint wrapped in string

 

[GeoGeo77710]

Very good

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Shak/Shaz dear sisters, I used to enjoy winding people up and watching the men pigtail pulling with the blue-rinse brigade. But now, when i see the arguing on the forum, all i get is an image of bald men fighting over a comb. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Please give me your expert advice. Thank you.

 

[Bad_Influence]

Shak/Shaz dear sisters, I used to enjoy winding people up and watching the men pigtail pulling with the blue-rinse brigade. But now, when i see the arguing on the forum, all i get is an image of bald men fighting over a comb. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Please give me your expert advice. Thank you.

Oi, I’m not bald.

 

[WickedPerdition]

Oi, I’m not bald.

Strange how you are the first to respond to this new comment because of your ceaseless paranoia.
You don't deny that you are one of the bickerers to whom she refers, I noticed.

 

[Sausages]

Shak/Shaz dear sisters, I used to enjoy winding people up and watching the men pigtail pulling with the blue-rinse brigade. But now, when i see the arguing on the forum, all i get is an image of bald men fighting over a comb. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Please give me your expert advice. Thank you.

Balled unemployed with no teeth.

 

[Dong]

I played the mandolin but I couldn't tremolo!

 

[MerryMuppzmas]

Can you advise on how to make friends ?

 

[Laurey47]

As of today myself and the lovely Shaz have been declared as "Experts" so felt we should be here for all your expert needs!

The declaration was made by an official 'Oldie-Wonk' so is valid.

No cooking questions though eh!

Lol dear godx

 

[Laurey47]

Maybe yous can find wombles other ball ladiesx

 

[WickedPerdition]

Lol dear godx

Just a quick question ..... who the hell is 'Shaz'? Unless you mean the long-lost chatter who has probably reinvented herself, do you?