Jokes here please

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  1. MatUre

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    Ouch ;)
     
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    Do you know the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball - a guy will actually take the time to look for a golf ball.
     
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    Why do men have a hole in their penis?

    So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
     
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    What do you get when you cross a penis and a spud?

    A dicktator.
     
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    Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

    So men can be open minded.
     
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    What are those two flaps of skin old women have either side of their belly button?



    A. Boobs
     
  7. MatUre

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    What should women put behind their ears to attract men?




    Their ankles;)
     

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