BlackMagicBabeXx
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Knitting webs for disabled spiders

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BlackMagicBabeXx

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You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. May 20, 2019 at 10:39 PM

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    1. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
    2. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
      1. foureyes likes this.
    3. Greg_Man
      Greg_Man
      Lovely to see you xxxxx
    4. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      The difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need..A man wants EVERY woman to satisfy his one need.
      1. Lee-Ann and RoyaLeathering like this.
    5. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
    6. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
      1. U_N_Owen likes this.
    7. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      “I was very naive sexually. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months.”
      1. yaris likes this.
      2. shayne72
        shayne72
        nice pity i didn't meet you there lol
        May 3, 2019
    8. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      “The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe. Wouldn’t it just be easier to talk to a woman?”
    9. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      "Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably"
    10. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you turn on is the microwave!
    11. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.
    12. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      "What's up cake?" "Muffin much."
    13. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
    14. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
      1. foureyes and RoyaLeathering like this.
    15. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      Celebrate and give a cheer, for Santa Claus will soon be here for the ones I love I raise a glass, and all the rest can kiss my ass
      1. RoyaLeathering
        Dec 25, 2018
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      2. BlackMagicBabeXx
        BlackMagicBabeXx
        arse to you too lol
        Dec 26, 2018
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    16. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      A bloke went to the doctor's complaining of strange voices coming from his pants. the Doc said "ignore them, they're talking bollocks."
      1. RoyaLeathering likes this.
    17. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      I may have a Naughty Mind, but you'll Love the way I Use It
      1. foureyes
        foureyes
        No doubt to mind f***
        Nov 8, 2018
      2. foureyes
        foureyes
        Mind f**k "a situation which calls into question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general"
        Nov 10, 2018
    18. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      I spent all night banging on the kitchen table & I'm exhausted...Never again will I leave my Terry's Chocolate Orange in the fridge.
    19. BlackMagicBabeXx
      BlackMagicBabeXx
      dip dip dip, do i or don`t I?.....Decisions decisions.
    20. BlackMagicBabeXx
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    Gender:
    Female
    Home Page:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g2VFYhi3kY
    Location:
    In Hades
    Occupation:
    Knitting webs for disabled spiders
    My sisters, the time has come
    to let your hair grow long and wild and grey,
    to cast away the heated rollers and the tongs.

    So when the moon is nine months full
    let us meet out on our lawns,
    let us burn our diet sheets,
    let us pound our bathroom scales
    to heaps of rusting springs.

    Let us shred our measuring tapes,
    our Firmer Buttocks videos.
    Let us burn an effigy of Aphrodite.
    Let us tip our eye creams down the pan.
    Let us revel in our pink plump ripeness.
    Let us wear our stretch marks like shining honours.
    Let us celebrate ourselves – because we can.

    For we have bodies that have loved.
    We have bodies that have lived.
    Mouths that have savoured cheese and meat
    and dribbled over chocolate and fruit,
    tongues that have tasted good and evil,
    lips that have sipped fine wines,
    fingers that have stroked . . .

    We have been the carriers of babes.
    Our bellies have swollen with drumlin curves,
    our breasts have hung like ripened fruit,
    our teeth have bitten skin and threads.

    We have swallowed bitter pills.
    We have known dark bloodstains on our hands.
    We have been the carriers of laughter and of pain,
    the healers of our children’s ills. We have lain
    below the stars. We have lain below our men.

    Yes, sisters, now the time has come
    to claim our bodies for ourselves.
    For in our silver hair, our well-filled thighs,
    in those laughter lines that crowd our eyes –
    we live, we are alive.

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