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Raining_Roses
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I had a crush on the fella up the road, years ago. Looked like Channing Tatum. Finally got him in my front room, made him a cuppa settled down for a chill and chat. Then he started coming out with some macho bullshite about how he had saved up a load of money- hundreds of thousands, then started on the self-pity about how he couldn't get a girlfriend.A divorcee named Kath in Leicester used to invite me round for evening meals with her and her son and I didn't mind because they were nonsmokers, but one day she'd undercooked the bacon and it was like chewing strips of tasteless rubber, so when they weren't looking i fished it out of my mouth and slung it behind the settee for her cat but it wouldn't touch it!
I meant to pick it up later but completely forgot and she must have found it next day and went ballistic at me on the phone..
"YOU'RE NOT A VERY NICE MAN AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN" she screamed and slammed the phone down on me.
Huh, touchy..
Then he mentioned God.
I was mentally laughing at the egoism, until he mentioned God. It was then I highlighted the association between religion and schizophrenia, and asked if he'd ever experienced psychosis.
He didn't like that- called me 'Evil' and oddly enough, said something similar to your date. Apparently, I'm not a nice person (he thought he was being original! )
Honestly! Those with a God delusion are very protective of it, aren't they?