Kev45
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Paul gets up for work at 6am and fills his kettle to prepare his morning cuppa. The water is clean because some woke tree-hugger fought for minimum water-quality standards. Paul prepares his bacon and eggs, and the bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat industry.
During his morning shower, Paul reaches for his Lynx shower gel, The bottle is labelled with each ingredient because some crybaby socialist fought for his right to know what he is putting on his body and how much it contains. Paul dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air is clean because some environmentalist leftie fought for laws to stop local industry from polluting the air he breathes.
Paul drives to work in a safe, regulated car, because meddling woke do-gooders fought for more safety features and standards on road vehicles, and well lit tarmacked roads. Paul begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, pension, paternity leave, paid holidays and sick pay because some lazy unionist whiners fought and died for these working standards. Paul unfortunately hurt himself at work, tripped on a stair, and an ambulance promptly arrives to take him to A&E. He receives free-at-the-point-of-use treatment thanks to some interfering bloody trots who only went and decided creating a national health service was a good idea.
Paul ends his working day by relaxing while he listens to the radio at home, a home built to a minimum standard by workers protected by health and safety rules that some crazy trots fought for. The radio host reminds everyone that left wing politics are dangerous and that only the Conservatives can be trusted. Neglecting to mention, only the Conservatives have fought tooth and nail against every single protection and benefit Paul has enjoyed throughout his day.
Paul agrees, "None of us need these woke big-government socialists ruining our lives! Interfering. After all, I am a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."
During his morning shower, Paul reaches for his Lynx shower gel, The bottle is labelled with each ingredient because some crybaby socialist fought for his right to know what he is putting on his body and how much it contains. Paul dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air is clean because some environmentalist leftie fought for laws to stop local industry from polluting the air he breathes.
Paul drives to work in a safe, regulated car, because meddling woke do-gooders fought for more safety features and standards on road vehicles, and well lit tarmacked roads. Paul begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, pension, paternity leave, paid holidays and sick pay because some lazy unionist whiners fought and died for these working standards. Paul unfortunately hurt himself at work, tripped on a stair, and an ambulance promptly arrives to take him to A&E. He receives free-at-the-point-of-use treatment thanks to some interfering bloody trots who only went and decided creating a national health service was a good idea.
Paul ends his working day by relaxing while he listens to the radio at home, a home built to a minimum standard by workers protected by health and safety rules that some crazy trots fought for. The radio host reminds everyone that left wing politics are dangerous and that only the Conservatives can be trusted. Neglecting to mention, only the Conservatives have fought tooth and nail against every single protection and benefit Paul has enjoyed throughout his day.
Paul agrees, "None of us need these woke big-government socialists ruining our lives! Interfering. After all, I am a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."