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Sex lives of the potato men. Crass and unfunny - a comedy film without the comedy!

Jupiter ascending, a mess of a movie, that I switched off after half an hour. Back to the charity shop with that one.
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The Lighthouse - all that male masturbation and farting did my head in.
 

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It was several years ago and it was at a small (the only) local cinema in a small town. I cannot remember the name of the film but I remember it was a porn film starring a well known (apparently) porn star named Mandy (Mary?) Millington. My wife [now ex] and 2 friends wanted to go and see a film at the cinema. That's what was on, take it or leave it. So we went in. Physical assets of the star: 10/10. Acting ability of the star and supporting actors: 0/10. Storyline: Can't remember, but I doubt it was in any way intriguing.
 

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I managed to watch about 10 mins of what the try to do a remake of , how dare they , of dirty dancing,
It was embarrassing and I couldn't even let my friend check it out, well I never stopped her but she knew with my expression, and she never,
So glad as it's so, so, so no good or right
 

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It was several years ago and it was at a small (the only) local cinema in a small town. I cannot remember the name of the film but I remember it was a porn film starring a well known (apparently) porn star named Mandy (Mary?) Millington. My wife [now ex] and 2 friends wanted to go and see a film at the cinema. That's what was on, take it or leave it. So we went in. Physical assets of the star: 10/10. Acting ability of the star and supporting actors: 0/10. Storyline: Can't remember, but I doubt it was in any way intriguing.
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the rachael papers. which was a brittish thriller starring dexter fletcher. the story was so weak i can't remember it.
The other film i can't abide is godfather 3. It's pointless, plodding and 3 hours of my life i won't ever get back. incidentally the originally Godfather is my fave film, and there are only things which save Godfather 3, the legendary Eli Wallach, and Joe Mantegna as Joey Zsa Zsa. maybe i being a little harsh on godfather 3, but that's because the first 2 are classics
 

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It was several years ago and it was at a small (the only) local cinema in a small town. I cannot remember the name of the film but I remember it was a porn film starring a well known (apparently) porn star named Mandy (Mary?) Millington. My wife [now ex] and 2 friends wanted to go and see a film at the cinema. That's what was on, take it or leave it. So we went in. Physical assets of the star: 10/10. Acting ability of the star and supporting actors: 0/10. Storyline: Can't remember, but I doubt it was in any way intriguing.
Mary Millington.
I'm wondering if the film was Come play with me?
 
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It was several years ago and it was at a small (the only) local cinema in a small town. I cannot remember the name of the film but I remember it was a porn film starring a well known (apparently) porn star named Mandy (Mary?) Millington. My wife [now ex] and 2 friends wanted to go and see a film at the cinema. That's what was on, take it or leave it. So we went in. Physical assets of the star: 10/10. Acting ability of the star and supporting actors: 0/10. Storyline: Can't remember, but I doubt it was in any way intriguing.
Never mind the film, you have the best forum name I have seen for a long time.:cool:
 

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And U survived.. :D
I'm certain there was absolutely nothing noteworthy about the film apart from Ms Millington' very ample breasts. I do recall that the four of us were sniggering at the awfulness of the dialogue and situations at various times during the film. Exactly what that dialogue and situations were I don't recall. Perhaps my memory has discarded them for reason of being too irrelevant and unbelievable to be worth retaining.
 

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I am glad this year a few new parts ore movies are coming out..
 
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The Joker.
Totally over-rated and can't believe I wasted over 2 hours of my life on that shite. I was still waiting for the storyline to actually start when the credits began rolling.
 

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The Joker.
Totally over-rated and can't believe I wasted over 2 hours of my life on that shite. I was still waiting for the storyline to actually start when the credits began rolling.
So you are the Biggest Joker here...;)

Congratulations for being brain dead.

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The Joker.
Totally over-rated and can't believe I wasted over 2 hours of my life on that shite. I was still waiting for the storyline to actually start when the credits began rolling.
the part where you talkin to me? interviews him, robert denoro thats him, that kinda was a little funny, showed alittle more depth into the true lunacy of joker...the resy yerss was pretty sh** actually.
 
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