Starting with a joke helps!

[Ingrid1965]

You're as mad as a box of frogs!
You can ring any bell you want.

Will do

 

[Manorgasmian]

Nun killer

A man walks into a bar and shouts "quickly ,how tall are penguins?"

The bartender replies: about 3 foot ,why?

Man : Oh God! I think I just ran over a nun!

 

[Ingrid1965]

A man walks into a bar and shouts "quickly ,how tall are penguins?"

The bartender replies: about 3 foot ,why?

Man : Oh God! I think I just ran over a nun!

Yes... I am sure... You are a The Kellogg's serial Nun Killer ::

 

[Billyliar]

A cereal killer!

 

[Ingrid1965]

A cereal killer!

Yes Sweetheart, until later, don't forget to Behave...... I'll be Watching You

 

[Billyliar]

On the subject of bells.
Quasimodo goes in a pub, whiskey please he says.
Bells ok said the barman?
Mind your own business says quasi

 

[Manorgasmian]

I went to a Quasimodo look a like contest last week.

But the police broke it up when the crowd got ugly!

 

[Billyliar]

Quasi, is getting chased down the street, by 30 feral kids.
For gods sake he shouts, i aint got your football....