Starting with a joke helps!

[Ingrid1965]

But... What kind of JOKE?

 

[WickedPerdition]

But... What kind of JOKE?

Preferably a funny one. That way people can gauge that you have at least some form of wit.

 

[Ingrid1965]

Preferably a funny one. That way people can gauge that you have at least some form of wit.

Let Me try this 1... Wit= White... Funny enough Wicked

 

[WickedPerdition]

Let Me try this 1... Wit= White... Funny enough Wicked

I strongly suspect that that one was 'lost in translation'. Might I suggest that you try again?

 

[Ingrid1965]

I strongly suspect that that one was 'lost in translation'. Might I suggest that you try again?

Wow hard 1 Wicked.. What about this! Action speak louder than words...But beating you up hurts more and U Scream out Loud

 

[Billyliar]

Ingrid, knock knock

 

[Ingrid1965]

Ingrid, knock knock

Who is there?

 

[Billyliar]

Doorbell repair guy.....

 

[Ingrid1965]

Doorbell repair guy.....

Only if you make my bell a sexy Thing e ling

 

[Manorgasmian]

Doorbell repair guy.....

Doorbell repair man who?

 

[Ingrid1965]

Doorbell repair man who?

The Doorbell Repairman! Never mind do a Ding Dong Like the Bell of a Dumb Blond " Dumb Ding"

 

[OllieOctpus3]

2 nuns in a car and a driver pulls out in front of them so the sister says to the nun show him your cross? so the nun winds down the window yells out you stupid idiot learn to drive lol

 

[Ingrid1965]

2 nuns in a car and a driver pulls out in front of them so the sister says to the nun show him your cross? so the nun winds down the window yells out you stupid idiot learn to drive lol

Lemon?
Pietje asks his father: "Daddy, is a lemon yellow?" His father says: "Yes, Pietje." Pietje: 'And does a lemon have legs?' Dad: "No dude!" Pietje: 'And does that quack say quack?' Dad: "No, Pietje!" Pietje: "Then I think I ate a duck!"

 

[Ingrid1965]

Shakira goes to a restaurant and orders a cup of coffee. Moments later she gets the coffee. She takes a sip and immediately spits it out again. "Getver," she shouts. "Is this coffee from yesterday?" "Yes, that's right," says the waiter. Shakira asks if the waiter also has today's coffee. Then the waiter says: "Yes, you have to come back tomorrow!"

 

[Ingrid1965]

Shakira goes to a restaurant and orders a cup of coffee. Moments later she gets the coffee. She takes a sip and immediately spits it out again. "Getver," she shouts. "Is this coffee from yesterday?" "Yes, that's right," says the waiter. Shakira asks if the waiter also has today's coffee. Then the waiter says: "Yes, you have to come back tomorrow!"

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir? Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is.

 

[Manorgasmian]

The Doorbell Repairman! Never mind do a Ding Dong Like the Bell of a Dumb Blond " Dumb Ding"

You're as mad as a box of frogs!
You can ring any bell you want.

 

[Manorgasmian]

Whilst we're on nun jokes
Three old nuns are sitting on a bench in the park when a man jumps out of the bushes completely naked and waves his willy in all of their faces .
The first nun had a heart attack, the second had a stroke, the third tried but couldn't reach.

 

[OllieOctpus3]

went to a chinese restaurant said are you wan-kin the waiter ? he went no im foo-kin the chef

 

[Manorgasmian]

What's invisible and smells fruity?

No strawberries!

 

[Ingrid1965]

Whilst we're on nun jokes
Three old nuns are sitting on a bench in the park when a man jumps out of the bushes completely naked and waves his willy in all of their faces .
The first nun had a heart attack, the second had a stroke, the third tried but couldn't reach.

Nun killer