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Manorgasmian

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Nun killer :D
A man walks into a bar and shouts "quickly ,how tall are penguins?"

The bartender replies: about 3 foot ,why?

Man : Oh God! I think I just ran over a nun!
 

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On the subject of bells.
Quasimodo goes in a pub, whiskey please he says.
Bells ok said the barman?
Mind your own business says quasi
 

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I went to a Quasimodo look a like contest last week.

But the police broke it up when the crowd got ugly!
 

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Quasi, is getting chased down the street, by 30 feral kids.
For gods sake he shouts, i aint got your football....
 
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