Short Jokes - Punchy 1 liners ..............

[Poco_Loco]

Why did the M&M go to school ?
He wanted to be a Smartie ..... =D


"Ok so i'm banned and have nothing better to do"

 

[Altair]

Why did the M&M go to school ?
He wanted to be a Smartie ..... =D


"Ok so i'm banned and have nothing better to do"

Banned AGAIN...What for THIS time?

You do realise that posting pics of YOU Dancing in your Lycra's is a bannable offence?..

 

[Poco_Loco]

Banned AGAIN...What for THIS time?

You do realise that posting pics of YOU Dancing in your Lycra's is a bannable offence?..

Well lol ,

I'm a stupid foreigner so to me "Gay" and "Queer" mean the same thing .....
But not in the eyes of UK chat ......
It's worth noting that not only do i not care i don't post threads bitching about it

I cycle in Lycra ,
My bollox are far to big to dance in it , what a spectacle that would be !!!!

Hooooooooooooooooooorahhhh My friend
Have a cracking weekend

 

[Altair]

Well lol ,

I'm a stupid foreigner so to me "Gay" and "Queer" mean the same thing .....
But not in the eyes of UK chat ......
It's worth noting that not only do i not care i don't post threads bitching about it

I cycle in Lycra ,
My bollox are far to big to dance in it , what a spectacle that would be !!!!

Hooooooooooooooooooorahhhh My friend
Have a cracking weekend

AWW Mate.... Nah worries...

I get ya...

I once got banned for saying TITS...!!

Hehehe..

Hooooorrrrraaahhhhhhhhh.....Bang on..Matey....(Fcuk em...) ...

 

[Altair]

Well lol ,

I'm a stupid foreigner so to me "Gay" and "Queer" mean the same thing .....
But not in the eyes of UK chat ......
It's worth noting that not only do i not care i don't post threads bitching about it

I cycle in Lycra ,
My bollox are far to big to dance in it , what a spectacle that would be !!!!

Hooooooooooooooooooorahhhh My friend
Have a cracking weekend

You would look good doing this...

 

[JoJoTia3rd]

What's green and sings........... Elvis Parsley

 

[Poco_Loco]

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.

 

[Poco_Loco]

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

 

[JoJoTia3rd]

I was in B&Q earlier n this fella in orange walked up to me asked if I wanted decking luckily I got the first punch in but others may not be so lucky

 

[angey07123]

I was in B&Q earlier n this fella in orange walked up to me asked if I wanted decking luckily I got the first punch in but others may not be so lucky[/QUOTE
like that lol

 

[Poco_Loco]

What are the three words women hate to hear during sex? "Honey, I'm home!"

 

[Tattooed4Me]

Why did the M&M go to school ?
He wanted to be a Smartie ..... =D


"Ok so i'm banned and have nothing better to do"

fsake! someone take the joke book off him and throw it away

 

[BevLeanne]

Mummy mummy the kids at school say I look like a monkey.......never mind son, go upstairs and comb your face before tea

 

[Bad_Influence]

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

 

[BevLeanne]

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says.... a pint please and one for the road

 

[BevLeanne]

what do u call a fish with no eyes....fsh

 

[BevLeanne]

last one....my friend bet me £100 I couldnt build a car out of spaghetti....you should of seen her face as i drove pasta

 

[Poco_Loco]

It's been so long since I had sex I wear flip flops to remind me what it sounds like """

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

I'm looking forward to the moment the ban is lifted.

 

[Poco_Loco]

I'm looking forward to the moment the ban is lifted.

Whenever I'm down, I always look forward to the light at the end of the tunnel.

Stop Whimpering - It's Pathetic.