Short Jokes - Punchy 1 liners ..............

megs233 · May 19, 2019

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably sh**.”

megs233 · May 19, 2019

“You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.”

megs233 · May 19, 2019

“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.”

JoJoTia3rd · May 19, 2019

A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!

bhgxusa0123 · May 20, 2019

JoJoTia3rd said:
A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!

hahaha! Now I want the fish puns!

Poco_Loco · May 20, 2019

A Computer once beat me at Chess - But it was no match for me at Kick Boxing.

JoJoTia3rd · May 20, 2019

I did cage fighting once, the budgie never knew what hit it.

Poco_Loco · May 21, 2019

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.

Altair · May 25, 2019

Bad_Influence said:
I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

Quasimodo running away from the playground..."I haven't got your Fcucking ball"...