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Poco_Loco

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Why did the M&M go to school ?
He wanted to be a Smartie ..... =D


"Ok so i'm banned and have nothing better to do"

;)
 

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Why did the M&M go to school ?
He wanted to be a Smartie ..... =D


"Ok so i'm banned and have nothing better to do"

;)

Banned AGAIN...What for THIS time?

You do realise that posting pics of YOU Dancing in your Lycra's is a bannable offence?..;)

:D:D:D
 

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Banned AGAIN...What for THIS time?

You do realise that posting pics of YOU Dancing in your Lycra's is a bannable offence?..;)

:D:D:D

Well lol ,

I'm a stupid foreigner so to me "Gay" and "Queer" mean the same thing .....
But not in the eyes of UK chat ......
It's worth noting that not only do i not care i don't post threads bitching about it ;)

I cycle in Lycra ,
My bollox are far to big to dance in it , what a spectacle that would be !!!!

Hooooooooooooooooooorahhhh My friend
Have a cracking weekend :):):)
 

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Well lol ,

I'm a stupid foreigner so to me "Gay" and "Queer" mean the same thing .....
But not in the eyes of UK chat ......
It's worth noting that not only do i not care i don't post threads bitching about it ;)

I cycle in Lycra ,
My bollox are far to big to dance in it , what a spectacle that would be !!!!

Hooooooooooooooooooorahhhh My friend
Have a cracking weekend :):):)

AWW Mate.... Nah worries...:)

I get ya...;)

I once got banned for saying TITS...!!

Hehehe..:D

Hooooorrrrraaahhhhhhhhh.....Bang on..Matey....(Fcuk em...) :):):)...:D
 

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Well lol ,

I'm a stupid foreigner so to me "Gay" and "Queer" mean the same thing .....
But not in the eyes of UK chat ......
It's worth noting that not only do i not care i don't post threads bitching about it ;)

I cycle in Lycra ,
My bollox are far to big to dance in it , what a spectacle that would be !!!!

Hooooooooooooooooooorahhhh My friend
Have a cracking weekend :):):)


You would look good doing this...;) :D

 

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
 

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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

;)
 

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I was in B&Q earlier n this fella in orange walked up to me asked if I wanted decking luckily I got the first punch in but others may not be so lucky
 

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What are the three words women hate to hear during sex? "Honey, I'm home!"
 
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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
 

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last one....my friend bet me £100 I couldnt build a car out of spaghetti....you should of seen her face as i drove pasta
 

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It's been so long since I had sex I wear flip flops to remind me what it sounds like """
 

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I'm looking forward to the moment the ban is lifted.
 

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I'm looking forward to the moment the ban is lifted.

Whenever I'm down, I always look forward to the light at the end of the tunnel.

Stop Whimpering - It's Pathetic.
 
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