scottish language

[Bad_Influence]

say that to all woman?

30yrs ago maybe.... not so much now. lol

 

[Scotsbabe2020]

it 2020, and has reflected back to 1960 lol

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

via newsthump.com
''Glaswegian scientists discover key way of fighting Coronavirus is to ‘kick its fuckin’ cvnt in’'

Glaswegian geneticists have discovered a key weakness in Covid-19’s armoury, which may ultimately benefit the whole of humankind.

Boffins working at Glasgow University began by analysing the DNA profile of the virus using a supercomputer in the hope of finding key sections that might allow them to neutralise its deadly effects.

However, despite week upon week of tiring research with very little to show for their efforts, the team grew increasingly pissed off as conventional scientific avenues failed to yield any hope of a cure.

Lead Virologist, Professor Simo’ “Begbie” Williams, said, “Aye, things were looking bleak for us all – as a species like – so I sez to the boys – let’s try something a wee bit different, sure.

“We had several of these wee virus cvnts cornered under an electron microscope so I squares up to ‘em, casual like, and sez ‘there’s nearly three thoosand people deed cos o’ youse and nae cvnt leaves this laboratory until we find out what cvnt did it’.”

At that point Williams’ team, who had been drinking heavily, set about the viral load with steel toe-capped boots and knuckledusters, aiming in particular for the viral reproductive region, found on a vulnerable chain of hyrdocarbons.

Williams added triumphantly, “And what does the virus do? Shites it!”

The group, nominated today for the Nobel Prize for medicine, now hopes to focus its energies on finding a cure for the rhinovirus responsible for the ‘common cold’, a cure which they believe will rely primarily on glassing it in the face.''

 

[Scotsbabe2020]

whales on my thread?

 

[Scotsbabe2020]

aye well god job I kent aboot this right fae the start, I was involved in an rta in 1987, just found out there was no medical records of it, but now its all been updated, put the silly fucks in their places,

 

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scottish

 

[Whiteknight]

hello id like to make it all clear that , the English folk need to watch wat thy copy lol
the worlds gone mad

Hi gorgeous yes the world is mad. Hope you are well xx

 

[Scotsbabe2020]

certainly has lol , hows u?, ive just got over the worst

 

[WickedPerdition]

hello id like to make it all clear that , the English folk need to watch wat thy copy lol
the worlds gone mad

hello id like to make it all clear that , the English folk need to watch wat thy copy lol
the worlds gone mad

I haven't got the slightest clue what this Chat Thread is about.
I don't even think there is a premise on what to have a discussion!
The whole point of opening a new thread is to stimulate discussion, surely?
Next you'll be telling us that we didn't understand whatever it is you typed.
The good news is: you're damned right. We don't!

Ah dinnae ken, hen!

 

[Dong]

hello id like to make it all clear that , the English folk need to watch wat thy copy lol
the worlds gone mad

please make it clear then. ithangu!

 

[Scotsbabe2020]

pmsfl

 

[Poco_Loco]

I have never understood a single thing a Scottish person has ever said , "Aye" is about all that registers

English is tough enough , you guys are "Next level" Crazy !

 

[AngelTearz]

I have never understood a single thing a Scottish person has ever said , "Aye" is about all that registers

English is tough enough , you guys are "Next level" Crazy !

We are just fabulous

 

[Whiteknight]

hello id like to make it all clear that , the English folk need to watch wat thy copy lol
the worlds gone mad

I am just mad lol

 

[Auntyseptic]

I have never understood a single thing a Scottish person has ever said , "Aye" is about all that registers

English is tough enough , you guys are "Next level" Crazy !

You can't tell the difference between a Scottish accent and an American one though...

 

[Poco_Loco]

You can't tell the difference between a Scottish accent and an American one though...

So ?
SO ?

Go and De-Flea your Pussy ,

Summer's coming !!

 

[Poco_Loco]

That little girls accent was Scottish ,

and you won't bully me into thinking otherwise

 

[Auntyseptic]

That little girls accent was Scottish ,

and you won't bully me into thinking otherwise

Yeah whatever!

 

[GirlOnCall]

Don't mind a bit of Scots writing, although, I struggle to understand it at the best of times lol

 

[Scotsbabe2020]

lol well hink u aw dae