Riddles

[MissLove]

Which song recorded in the early 1970's successfully predicted the names of both UK female prime ministers?
(This question worked better before Liz Truss so please ignore her)

Maggie May?

 

[NickUK]

Maggie May?

Correct!

 

[Moriarty]

Who said 'Lorks a lordy my bottoms on fire!'

Me every other weekend when I order the curry from my local Indian.
It just tastes so good, it's worth the pain
I know, I shouldn't, the next day is always a bout of cold sweats and running to the loo.

 

[NickUK]

What word has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end?

 

[Ingrid1965]

A riddle I heard this morning, but I didn't get it.

A doctor and his son are in a frightful car crash. The doctor is killed outright. They rush the injured youth to hospital. The surgeon takes one look at the
patient and says "I can't operate on this boy because he is my child"

explanation?...

the surgeon is his mother

 

[A_Son_of_God]

What word has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end?

If only I'd looked at this for a little longer, I may have worked it out, instead of going to cheat mode. Very good.

 

[Ingrid1965]

What word has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end?

INKSTAND...wahahaha.blah blah... I G spot IT...

 

[NickUK]

INKSTAND...wahahaha.blah blah... I G spot IT...

yep well done

 

[TemptingEnigma]

Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the men is dead. The backpack of the man who is alive is open, the dead man's backpack is closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?

 

[NickUK]

Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the men is dead. The backpack of the man who is alive is open, the dead man's backpack is closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?

Some sandwich's

 

[TemptingEnigma]

Some sandwich's

NO, not sandwiches LOL

 

[Chip_TheViking]

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[Ingrid1965]

Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the men is dead. The backpack of the man who is alive is open, the dead man's backpack is closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?

Water

 

[TemptingEnigma]

Water

The answer is actually A PARACHUTE .... ie unopened in the backpack, hence why he is dead

 

[NickUK]

The answer is actually A PARACHUTE .... ie unopened in the backpack, hence why he is dead

I once went on a sky diving course...
Halfway down the instructor said to me "So...how long have you been a skydiving instructor?"

 

[TemptingEnigma]

I once went on a sky diving course...
Halfway down the instructor said to me "So...how long have you been a skydiving instructor?"

bet that was a skiddies in the pants moment !!

 

[iloveicecream]

A riddle I heard this morning, but I didn't get it.

A doctor and his son are in a frightful car crash. The doctor is killed outright. They rush the injured youth to hospital. The surgeon takes one look at the
patient and says "I can't operate on this boy because he is my child"

explanation?...

bro. the surgeon is the kid's mother.

 

[Moriarty]

Why can someone take one foot forward into the future and one foot forward into the past?

 

[NickUK]

Why can someone take one foot forward into the future and one foot forward into the past?

Clocks going forward/back?

 

[Moriarty]

Clocks going forward/back?

Correct in principle, but standing on the international date line is the answer I was after, nicely played .