National service returns?

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This one is a 4th dan black belt in silly cuntedness. The sausage truly believes that a modern, well-equipped invading Russian Army, would be solely reliant on a few Nagant M1895 pistols hidden under a log in a picnic site somewhere in the New Forest.
LOL, hidden under a log in a picnic site. Brilliant!!


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@Kev45

Men of a certain elderly age overdosing on Viagra?

They get these paranoid delusions and fear driven hallucinations while popping a stiffy in IM.

Pity, pity, pity.

A thick as mince c.unt who has no critical thinking skills and only acts on his 'feels'.

Feels, fam! Stay away from those messy as f.uck 'feels'.

C wot appens to 'feels' fam, a dangerous bloody mess, filled with green men slinking across the UK hiding

their weapons in strange holes.
 

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Lol!

If a green man with a strong Russian accent asks where the New Forest is, call 999 immediately.
 

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Argue all you like.
Labour have no policies.
Starmer is a self confessed socialist.
Labour will win, the Tories are wanting to lose so they can ride out the difficult sh** then come back in a few years as saviours.

We have at least 4 years of government attempting to make Britain great again, through massive borrowing and MMT.
Then the crash when it fails.

It's so obvious it is laughable that anyone would actually vote.
 
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I can see Kev and his fat little friend have been at it again :rolleyes:

If you cant win an argument..... start name calling :D

If labour win in July they cant change current government policy for min of 18-24 months. The government is like an oil tanker, it takes a while to slow down and turn around. Even if they bring in a new budget... it wont take effect until Apr 2025.

And yet again....we're off subject :mad:


Let's talk about what happens if the UK is attacked.

First of all we go back to the old system of concentration camps.... I mean interment camps. Any group that seen as suspect or comes under suspicion will be detained without trial. The general public will take revenge on any group seen as helping the "enemy".

It won't be a good time to be black, Asian or from the EU.

All welfare programs will be cut, unemployment benefit and sickness benefit that will go in a matter of weeks. The money saved will be used to pay for the war.

All nonessential medical treatment will be stopped. The UK's stockpile of medication will soon dry up and imports will be limited.

Social media will be shut down and even emails will start being censored. UK's broadband service will be "limited" to help with this.

Mobile phones will basically go off and freedom of movement will end. If you leave your local area without permission you will be "interned".

And this gets a lot worse if enemy troops land in the UK.
 

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I think it's a great idea, I can't understand why we got rid of it?

Most young people are useless and don't really do much, it'll give them something to do if nothing else.

I'd make it compulsory for anyone under 40
 
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National service only affects the poor......the rich find way out of it. Basically those who have so little to lose have to protect those who with so much lose.

Spending two years of your life protecting this s*** hole run by morons beggars belief.
 

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Opinion: Bringing back national service is a brilliant idea now that I’m too old to have to do it myself.​


As the general election campaign heats up and the government announces its plan to reintroduce National Service, it is vital that we ensure people younger than myself realise their responsibilities as citizens.

It would be a privilege for the young to serve their nation through compulsory National Service, because compared to my generation, they are immoral and lazy.

National Service could be military or civilian. When I was young, I would have jumped at the chance of getting up at 6am to be shot at, or to wipe old people’s arses. Unfortunately, as a youth, I had to settle for snorting loads of gak in warehouse parties and a job in an office where nobody much cared what I did.

Today’s kids lack the discipline and work ethic of my generation. Instead, they hang around in bus stations and outside Subway, making me feel uncomfortable and a bit scared – when they could be enjoying the chance of manning the Estonian border in case Vladimir Putin decides to have a go.

To ensure the widest possible field of candidates, I’d suggest extending the cut-off date beyond 18-year-olds to my last birthday. As many people even just slightly younger than me could also benefit from the short, sharp shock of discipline which being required to work for their nation would bring.
 
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Dont worry Kev.... I'll make sure your called up for jury service instead. I heard they maybe a fraud trial you can sit on for 2 years or longer ;)
 

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Dont worry Kev.... I'll make sure your called up for jury service instead. I heard they maybe a fraud trial you can sit on for 2 years or longer ;)

You are OBSESSED with me DOA, you stalky weirdo.

What is it with you creepy old men on this site? :rolleyes:
 
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You seem happy before to send young people off for national service .... but you wont do jury service for the same period :D
 

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You seem happy before to send young people off for national service .... but you wont do jury service for the same period :D

You're a backstabbing old bastard, who acts all innocent on the boards, all while you made "Kev45" guest Id's in main chat and who negatively gossips about me making out like you know me.

Which you don't.

You're a 62-year-old man, for christ's sake.

Now f.uck off back to 60s, post your googled pics of kayaks and stop stalking me on the boards as well. :rolleyes:
 
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I find it funny all those who feel national service is a good idea refuse jury service.... its the same thing really. You don't know how long it will last and paid is sh** :rolleyes:
 

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Really I think it would never work if people are told to .There is to much freedom of speech nowa days I generally I think there would be hellon if the government decided to make it mandatory
 

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No matter who wins the next election this policy will come into force.

This got to be the most worrying statement I have seen since I was a kid. For those of you who aren't smart enough to work out what's going on.... it's part of "war fever" that seems to be spreading across Europe and NATO.

Right now they're only talking 18 year old's but that will soon change to anyone under the age of 30. Is the first stage in sending all kids off to protect Poland or Turkey. Before you will go on about the fact that we need to stop Russia just think about the numbers of Ukrainians we took in avoiding their own draft.

The idea that we have to pay to defend these countries and sacrifice our young people is unacceptable. It's not our war !
I agree!!
 

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I agree!!
The whole system is put in place to keep the rich rich and the poor poor I know it’s a bit off the subject but our government is a part of the curupt rich system who ever I would vote for means nothing to me as it leaves me in the piss poor state of underclass it’s wrong it’s like schools every child should be taught the same to give all a chance to make this life better Frm north to south teaching is a 9 south and a 2 north keeps the rich rich
 
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