Murder on the chat floor!.. Whodunnit..

No his is orange .
Whomenare wears bright green .

 

i only appear on weekends due to carrying the weight and work on my shoulders, have got timetables to prove that

 

i saw u on a swing with a wonkey donkey near to the crime scene i sent in my trusty spying flamingos they saw u

 

All can be found in Tinks’ wardrobe?

 

With the KY ?

 

Pmsl. She has foregone the KY for Deep Heat. It’s very concerning.

 

PC Frost informed me today of a couple of new suspects.

LaidBackIron, Lovely Green fonter, was seen by witnesses at time of crime juggling tomatoes and offering lunches, to other suspects.

Also shocking as it seems, our very own MOD Lau Chick. Who was Senior Operations Detective at start of investigation SODS Lau.
Has not been ruled out, she was questioned by several top officers but all appeared to be hypnotised by her stupendous boobs, so unable to confirm if she is out the picture or not!

 

i blame fester and lamb chops they re pc frosts freinds they have fanwans in common lol

 

I think someone would have recognised me in my new trousers that i bought that day !!

 

Well sexy they are jack

 

Lovely. Bet u look a bobby dazzler in them beauts lol

 

i am out of the frame the time of the murder i was busy elsewhere my hands were tied up lol if i was the murderer i could easily hold 8 guns and hide them lol

 

Yeah right Jack, as if you would be seen in a pair of trousers like that!!...Stop trying to make up alibies, one is a possibility but all different ones? No way and that is the reason so many are pointing a finger at you. Come clean!!! You are deffo suss. Besides, don't take much to change ya troosers, you don't even need a bush if you can't find one lol. You could have put those eyesores on after the crime!! They are worse than Shak in a cardi.

 

judging by her conspicuous absence for the past few weeks i would hazard a guess at missc being involved

 

well it wasnt me as i could easily have done it holding 8 guns but i did see bad and tinks doing a rendition of bonnie and clyde driving in a chitty chitty bang bang car firing shots out window and they tried to hide evidence at trishas house and dumped car there and threw guns in bushes if that helps lol

 

So you admit to being in the vicinity? Very interesting.

 

nah i was passing through getting a chinese dont know the area and i saw this bonnie n clyde rtendition noticed yours and tinks pics shooting out window lol i had to run so my rice didnt fall on floor lol

 

Gotta be full blast !!!!!

 

Newsflash:

Previously absent chatter, and fellow member of the Muffateers. Who we shall name Miss Creates-fun,
Has been forced out of hiding today, after being spotted at scene of crime by the bloke who used to mow oops I mean trim her down below bits.
Former gardener, known as 'Gonad Gaz' said It was definitely her, as he was lounging in the grass making daisy chains, when he glanced up.
He said he'd recognise that view anywhere, make no mistake.

Is this the break PC Frost has been looking for? Did Miss Creates-fun lure a chatter with the promise of a bit of rumpy pumpy and finish them off?

Keep tuned for further updates and coroners report due to be published soon.

 

Not sure what to make of that, what could it all mean??