Murder on the chat floor!.. Whodunnit..

[Words]

Nothing there plonk

 

[Tinkerbelle]

We all know who this pair are! One is 2 foot tall (standing) the other 9ft when on her shoulders.

That’s definitely jack in the bra !!!

 

[trishaminns]

it wisnae me or ma flamingos lol

 

[mattekudesai]

phewwww, i'm off the hook, i was wearing my kilt that night

 

[mattekudesai]

naw, wait a minute, it might have been my biege slacks, and slip-ons

 

[Lau40]

And where the fk am i ya swedish sexy voiced woman?

 

[jackassme]

Tinkerfella that is not my bra size and definitely not my colour !!!

 

[Words]

Jack didt know you was a double d you been keeping quiet about that

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Breaking news just in from Chat central....

An as of yet an unidentified body has been discovered in the chat room list of UK 40s and 50's room earlier today.

Gender yet unknown. However rumour has it several flamingo related articles, tractor prints, a tube of deep heat, bunny ears, a toucan and a cactus were found nearby.

Chat 'expert' chatters are on the case and several suspects will be interviewed throughout the next few days.

A leak of names of some of those being interviewed is as follows. (names may be changed to stop copyright)

HackAssMe, a respectable member of chat. However we can't forget that pic scandal from last year.

TinkerLaFelle, Very sensitive beautiful chatter, but she does have a cactus collection and a tractor.

Kinky Dee, Everyone loves this women, shes hot eh, but could she have sneaked about with her bunny tail bobbin and done the dirty deed.

MatteLaBerk, Seems a nice chap, but we all know he is sharper than a, well something very sharp. Could it be pun related?

Duchess Minngo, High society Hot tub extraordinaire with her famous flamingo collection and posh castle.

Skuby Tuesday, Dutch delight, but did she clogger someone when they were not looking.

GlenMcIt'sMyBirthdaySoon, Quiet chap, seems harmless. However did he finally go off the boil and peculate a font.

Sean In The Pie , Yes shes across the pond but did she sneak across the boarders on the pretense of looking for a bit of Beatles memorabilia.

Wilfy la Noir, Charming Yorkshire chap, but did he finally snap!

Sliggy, I mean his legs are far too short to run far away, but maybe he had an accomplish.

Black Fabric babe, Shes exotic and mysterious and bound to know spells n stuff.

Blonks, ahh yes seems like a harmless artist, but is he sneakier than Banksey and slapped someone with a copperpot.

Frank In Suspenders, Innocent brown fonter or dastardly wrong un?

Oh my turn to be interview TBC. .

Lovely post Shak, up to your usual high standard. Looking at the replies, I see you've enticed new blood to invigorate the forum, well done.

 

[trishaminns]

i sure i saw jane clarke sneeking out of jacks berdoom window and headed for the scene of the crime lol

 

[Tinkerbelle]

i sure i saw jane clarke sneeking out of jacks berdoom window and headed for the scene of the crime lol

Oh dear lol

 

[trishaminns]

pmsl

 

[megs233]

i sure i saw jane clarke sneeking out of jacks berdoom window and headed for the scene of the crime lol

Are you willing to swear to this in court ? lol

 

[trishaminns]

well if its uk chat court yes cause they believe anything in there am sure jack maybe dropped something at the scene of the crime and stan risked her life for him and has went back for it lol

 

[bettybooty]

It was Jack's red bra lol

 

[trishaminns]

only was it jacks red bra lol

 

[bettybooty]

Yeah size 38ff lmao

 

[Words]

next to stans bra must be massive

 

[trishaminns]

am pmsl jack will kill me hahahaa

 

[Bad_Influence]

A second murder????