Limericks

[LadyOnArooftop]

The Tories are in a bit of a panic
In fact it's all getting a bit manic
The party's in a kerfuffle
Rishi's doing a reshuffle
It's like changing deckchairs on the Titanic!

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Such misogyny, hatred, bile and anger
Saying no one would ever`want to bang her
Any regard for Laurence
There's now abhorrence
GBNews this time have really dropped a clanger.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

He's suffering the media's great displeasure
Thespian Laurence is now a man of leisure
Jo Brand made a battery acid joke
But claimed she simply misspoke
And now she's become a national treasure!

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

yes, my dearest forum chatters
it's not what's said that matters
but who said it
best to shred it
as this little ditty is now in tatters

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

On here I used to feel superior
and felt you all a little inferior
Then a message came in,
saying with a big grin
Why don't I bugger off to Siberia

 

[Shak]

There's a threader called LadyOnARoofTop.
Whom I hope never comes to a stop
She makes us all smile
With her wit and her Guile
Her forum wisdom is never a flop

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

While down on bended knees
making passionate love if you please
Now I've a touch,
of pain in the crutch
I do hope it's not a poxy disease.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

@Shak
Ta for the tribute my dearest Shak
Such praise I was quite taken aback
You are a dear friend
But now I must end
To type a post about dental plaque!

 

[Blankgeneration]

A new kind of hive





There was an old man named Murphy,

whose scrotum got stung by a bee.

He made buckets of money,

by spraying pure honey,

every time that he went for a pee!​

 

[Moriarty]

There's a threader called LadyOnARoofTop.
Whom I hope never comes to a stop
She makes us all smile
With her wit and her Guile
Her forum wisdom is never a flop

On a forum roof top wailing.
Sits a lady, her presence now fading.
Her prose is dilating.
Her thoughts palpitating.
Should she stop her verbal gyrating?

For a While.

Accused of whatever that ends with aphile.
Her passion allows you to smile.
With her wit and her wile
Does her sh** and her bile
Make you think for yourself for a while?

Or simply go on fascinating?


And I have no clue what thats called, when you end sections with the same 3 letters.
Was fun to try though.

 

[Dardii]

On the breasts of a barmaid called Gayle
Was written the prices of Ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same thing written in braille

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Should she stop her verbal gyrating?

In the past I did some real gyrating
Perhaps I should try online dating?
But now i'm so slow,
I've no time for a beau
So on the forum it's mass debating!

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Just Stop Hoyle! the speaker should lead,
preside, inspire but on no account accede
to demands from Sir Keir
He caved in it would appear
So his days are now numbered it's agreed!