Limericks

[LadyOnArooftop]

The Tories are in a bit of a panic
In fact it's all getting a bit manic
The party's in a kerfuffle
Rishi's doing a reshuffle
It's like changing deckchairs on the Titanic!

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Such misogyny, hatred, bile and anger
Saying no one would ever`want to bang her
Any regard for Laurence
There's now abhorrence
GBNews this time have really dropped a clanger.

 

[Shak]

There's a threader called LadyOnARoofTop.
Whom I hope never comes to a stop
She makes us all smile
With her wit and her Guile
Her forum wisdom is never a flop

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

While down on bended knees
making passionate love if you please
Now I've a touch,
of pain in the crutch
I do hope it's not a poxy disease.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

@Shak
Ta for the tribute my dearest Shak
Such praise I was quite taken aback
You are a dear friend
But now I must end
To type a post about dental plaque!

 

[Blankgeneration]

A new kind of hive





There was an old man named Murphy,

whose scrotum got stung by a bee.

He made buckets of money,

by spraying pure honey,

every time that he went for a pee!​

 

[Moriarty]

There's a threader called LadyOnARoofTop.
Whom I hope never comes to a stop
She makes us all smile
With her wit and her Guile
Her forum wisdom is never a flop

On a forum roof top wailing.
Sits a lady, her presence now fading.
Her prose is dilating.
Her thoughts palpitating.
Should she stop her verbal gyrating?

For a While.

Accused of whatever that ends with aphile.
Her passion allows you to smile.
With her wit and her wile
Does her sh** and her bile
Make you think for yourself for a while?

Or simply go on fascinating?


And I have no clue what thats called, when you end sections with the same 3 letters.
Was fun to try though.

 

[Dardii]

On the breasts of a barmaid called Gayle
Was written the prices of Ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same thing written in braille

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Should she stop her verbal gyrating?

In the past I did some real gyrating
Perhaps I should try online dating?
But now i'm so slow,
I've no time for a beau
So on the forum it's mass debating!

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

An old acquaintence when newlywed
Discovered he was quite useless in bed
When parting her bush
He'd fumble and push
Miss and screw the mattress instead

 

[asaultnviniger]

There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat. T'was fun in the breeding, But hell in the feedin​

When she found there's no tit for Tat.​

 

[asaultnviniger]

When I'm old and mankey,
I'll never use a hanky.
I'll wee on plants
and soil my pants
and sometimes get quite cranky.


That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face,
And someone else is in my place

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Sir Keir as Prime Minister should lead,
inspire but not the pensioners bleed!
known as two-tier
it would appear
his days are now numbered it's agreed

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Often I sometimes feel quite superior
and felt someone close a might inferior
Then their whatsapp came in
stating with a huge grin
Why don't I just bugger off to Siberia