Limericks

[LadyOnArooftop]

There’s a chap who’s grinning today
At the gas prices we'll now have to pay
Putin is quite thrilled
We feel a bit chilled
And if the missiles start flying i'll pray!

 

[Moriarty]

There’s a chap who’s grinning today
At the gas prices we'll now have to pay
Putin is quite thrilled
We feel a bit chilled
And if the missiles start flying i'll pray!

There once was a bloke named Klause Schwab,
Who's forum is doing it's job,
His thinking is very distopian,
His minions our leaders well most of em,
Are controlling the plebian mob.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Yesterday Afghans, Ukrainians today
All we can do is kneel down and pray,
The violence I abhor
Give us love, not war,
So our children can go out and play.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

One dedicated to @WickedPerdition

The incorrect usage of tense
Makes phrases of total nonsense
Bumbling along
Getting it wrong
Grammar lessons he will dispense!

 

[WickedPerdition]

One dedicated to @WickedPerdition

The incorrect usage of tense
Makes phrases of total nonsense
Bumbling along
Getting it wrong
Grammar lessons he will dispense!

Don't start me on punctuation.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Labour once had a man named Jeremy
Who thought, ‘Being leader is very me’
Voters rejected what he said
His policies now all but dead
And professed, ‘The voters did bury me’.

Now they're stuck with Sir Keir instead!

 

[WickedPerdition]

Labour once had a man named Jeremy
Who thought, ‘Being leader is very me’
Voters rejected what he said
His policies now all but dead
And professed, ‘The voters did bury me’.

Now they're stuck with Sir Keir instead!

Definitely Nobel Prize-winning material.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

My dearest @WickedPerdition
your poems on this thread,
would be a welcome addition.
But sarcastic comments you may make,
Are surely a terrible faux pas mistake!

 

[Saphire]

Some posters on here can be nice,
Some act big but really are mice,
Some have a brain,
Others just drain
And some offer real good advice.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Others just drain

Yes, some drain life out of the forum
if only they'd act with a little decorum.
Some just cut and paste
Efforts sadly misplaced
And this 5th line makes the limerick quorum!

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Sad to see the passing of our Queen
The likes of her are not often seen
If the usual suspect
Would show some respect
And please not be so horribly mean!

(You know who you are)

 

[Moriarty]

A Lady on a Roof Top exclaims
That this Wicked Perdition of flames
Engulfed her so brightly
Wanted off with her nighty
Is it love why the lady complains?

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

A Lady on a Roof Top exclaims
That this Wicked Perdition of flames
Engulfed her so brightly
Wanted off with her nighty
Is it love why the lady complains?

A tribute quintain from Moriarty!
To some he's a tad arty-farty
That he's too clever by far
But to me he's a star
So come on over and let's party!

Sorry about the assonance (that's when you get the rhyme wrong )

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

The campaign is starting to stutter
more and more abuse he will utter
the attack ads are bile
they're positively vile
Sir Keir'll take Labour to the gutter!

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Nicola may have nothing to hide
She may very well not even have lied
They're both going to comply
With the police probe, but why?
They may end up in court and be tried!

 

[Moriarty]

A tribute quintain from Moriarty!
To some he's a tad arty-farty
That he's too clever by far
But to me he's a star
So come on over and let's party!

Sorry about the assonance (that's when you get the rhyme wrong )

A roof top on which one see's the stars,
To lie back to see, sometimes to far,
Into an abyss which does beckon us,
A beauty not lessened by us,
Shows us simply how small, in reality, we are.


Drunk poetry, my bad lol

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Freely adapted from Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus

A chilling sweat o'er-runs her trembling joints
In trying to avoid thy penalty points
Labour want her fired
Rishi's wants her retired
Worra load of conniving c***s!

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Whatever happened to the virus?
Did the experts lie to us?
All that's left
Is a nation bereft
A return of Boris is desirous!

 

[Moriarty]

Whatever happened to the virus?
Did the experts lie to us?
All that's left
Is a nation bereft
A return of Boris is desirous!

What happened to the real word vaccine,
What does it really mean,
Something that prevents,
Or just raises rents,
So much debt makes inflation extreme.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

@Moriarty
You often come across as mysterious
and your poetry quite imperious
when you feel witty
you type a little ditty
Which at times can leave me delirious