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[CuteGirl]

So like hey I’m new to this site. I’m from USA in the states. I enjoy meeting new people. I get along well with people still not sure how to get my pfp on? Like I said I new and learning still. I like this site so far. My name is Michelle.

 

[Manorgasmian]

You've got to bake us all a cake first or show us your tortoise! And welcome.

 

[Ingrid1965]

You've got to bake us all a cake first or show us your tortoise! And welcome.

Really? Why is that? She lost the Recepy after she let her Cake out in the Rain!

 

[Manorgasmian]

Really? Why is that? She lost the Recepy after she let her Cake out in the Rain!

Shhhhhh! Shes a smiley American, I bet she has a whole box of cake recipes! And who else is going to show me their tortoise ?

 

[Ingrid1965]

Tortoise... Can you eat that

 

[Manorgasmian]

Tortoise... Can you eat that

You can but I'm not sure you should do it in public! Charles Darwin used to do it , he even drank their wee wee!

 

[Ingrid1965]

Wee wee? Peewee from Porky's?

 

[Manorgasmian]

Wee wee? Peewee from Porky's?

No he drank their urine! Pissen ,pee ,fosters lager!

 

[Ingrid1965]

No, Peewee was the Virgeon

 

[Manorgasmian]

No, Peewee was the Virgeon

I dont think you're allowed to eat anyone out of Porkys! And remember virgins are not just for Christmas!

 

[Ingrid1965]

Jingle Bells is

 

[Manorgasmian]

Jingle Bells is

Have you even said hello to Michelle yet?

 

[Ingrid1965]

Who is Michelle?

 

[Manorgasmian]

Who is Michelle?

The new lady! Top of the page, be nice and say hello!

 

[Ingrid1965]

So like hey I’m new to this site. I’m from USA in the states. I enjoy meeting new people. I get along well with people still not sure how to get my pfp on? Like I said I new and learning still. I like this site so far. My name is Michelle.

Very welcome to ukchat I hope you enjoy it and have a great time.

 

[Ingrid1965]

The new lady! Top of the page, be nice and say hello!

Aye Aye Sir, I lost track because of you and your cake and turtle

 

[Manorgasmian]

Aye Aye Sir, I lost track because of you and your cake and turtle

My turtle cake brings all the girls to the yard! You know you want some !

 

[Poco_Loco]

So like hey I’m new to this site. I’m from USA in the states. I enjoy meeting new people. I get along well with people still not sure how to get my pfp on? Like I said I new and learning still. I like this site so far. My name is Michelle.

You will have New User Restrictions on your profile ,

You remove this with positive activity on your Profile and Forums.

It doesn't take long.

Welcome.

 

[Ingrid1965]

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My turtle cake brings all the girls to the yard! You know you want some !

Invite me, I'll meet you there at Turtle Beach

 

[Poco_Loco]

So like hey I’m new to this site. I’m from USA in the states. I enjoy meeting new people. I get along well with people still not sure how to get my pfp on? Like I said I new and learning still. I like this site so far. My name is Michelle.

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