Going to church for the wrong reasons

[Kev45]

Uh oh, he triggered himself trying to trigger everyone else.

He will be franticly polishing his Super 7 water pistol now, pledging revenge.

Plus, he is so drunk (again) he thinks it is "nighttime".

 

[Altair]

Uh oh, he triggered himself trying to trigger everyone else.

He will be franticly polishing his Super 7 water pistol now, pledging revenge.

Plus, he is so drunk (again) he thinks it is "nighttime".

Wrong. AGAIN...Totally sober here...!

 

[Kev45]

Ps, why did Asda replace my chicken tikka breast slices with plain old chunky chicken breasts.

My freezer is full of chunky fecking chicken.

Bastards.

 

[Harbal]

A right pair of Wankers you two have turned out to be.

Talk about a fukcing blow job.

You 2 are wanking each other off.

I'm just glad I was here tonight to witness this absolute shite.

You pair of Cvnt's deserve Each other.

A right Fvucing pair.

Oh, my word!

 

[Altair]

Ps, why did Asda replace my chicken tikka breast slices with plain old chunky chicken breasts.

My freezer is full of chunky fecking chicken.

Bastards.

Because you are a Cvnt.

The only Bastard here is ME.

No Daddy.!

I would LOVE to put YOU in that Freezer.

Jeezus grant me that.

 

[Harbal]

I have done a lot of work for and with the Salvation Army.

So they don't have any kind of vetting process?

 

[Altair]

The vetting Process ?

Of Course.

Why do you ask?

 

[Kev45]

Because you are a Cvnt.

The only Bastard here is ME.

No Daddy.!

I would LOVE to put YOU in that Freezer.

Jeezus grant me that.

You stick to swearing at rusty old wheel nut's auld fella and chasing squirrels (very slowly) in the woods surrounding your isolated shack, while shouting "I'm the daddy now".

The only thing you'll be chucking in the freezer is the corpses of your four ex-wives.

 

[Harbal]

The vetting Process ?

Of Course.

Why do you ask?

Just curiosity.

 

[Not_Fred_Honest]

Thank God the care home staff come round with tea and meds at 5pm or they'd still be at it. Talk about who's got the blackest black dog.........

Kev stop using asda, they're over priced and next time tick the box for no substitutions. I didn't know Aldershot was in Pakistan too Kev..... they must have moved it

Altair while you were playing soldier. I was getting shot at waving my little UNHCR flag.......... thanks for all your help. It must have been hard being sat round in Germany all those years

Harbal stop playing with the big kids if you don't want to get hurt.

Now can we get back on subject?

 

[Harbal]

Harbal stop playing with the big kids if you don't want to get hurt.

Don't worry about me. I get banned, but I never get hurt.

 

[Kev45]

I didn't know Aldershot was in Pakistan too Kev..... they must have moved it

For some odd reason, DOA keeps making snidey comments aimed at me in relation to "paedophiles", "curries", "Muslims" and "Pakistan" simply because I have openly stated on numerous occasions that I live a quiet life among a large South Asian Muslim community in Lancashire.

DOA believes that it gets under my skin.

Within the fantasy online world he has created where he organized Live Aid in 1985 and worked for the UNHCR but still didn't know that it is a refugee agency.

You crack on DOA, you crack on.

 

[Kev45]

Oh, and more recently claimed that his family were the founding members of the 'Quakers'.

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Ps, where is that grovelling wretch who was defending you a few days ago, not got the bollocks to call out your overt Islamophobia, has he?

 

[Not_Fred_Honest]

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck.... its DUCK Kev

 

[Altair]

 

[Altair]

Don't worry about me. I get banned, but I never get hurt.

Only because you can't be hurt here on-line.

In REAL life. Different story.

Muppet.

 

[Harbal]

Only because you can't be hurt here on-line.

In REAL life. Different story.

Muppet.

That's why I behave very differently in real life.

Dick head.

 

[Harbal]

Unless you are about 13 years old, you need to grow up.

 

[Altair]

Unless you are about 13 years old, you need to grow up.

I grew up long before YOU were born.

 

[Altair]

That's why I behave very differently in real life.

Dick head.

Who knows how you behave in REAL life?..

I think you are calling YOURSELF a Dickhead here.

I'm certainly not one..