Dad Jokes needed!

MexicanFairy

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Share funny dad jokes, or suitable for kids... please. :) - Tnx
 

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Dad...... What's a Transvestite?

Ask Mom, he knows.

:D
 
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what do you call a man in a pile of dry leaves? ... Russell
what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? ... Cliff
what do you call an irish man between 2 panes of glass? ... Paddy O'doors lol my fav that one xx
 

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I decided to sell my old vacuum cleaner on eBay .... well, it was only collecting dust.

(With special thanks to Tim Vine)
 

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"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."
 

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My students will love this one!! Thank you!
Thanks for your approval. Here's a couple more from the ever-resourceful Tim Vine that I think you might like.
“I saw this advert in a shop window that said: ‘Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, I can’t turn that down.”
“I’ve just been on a 'once-in-a-lifetime holiday'. I’ll tell you what, never again.”
:D
 

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What do you call a small mother…???

….

No?

… anybody…?!?!



… a minimum…! (Ba dum tsss)
eh! Mini.. small… mum… mother:D

ok… bed time for me. :p
 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

1. Because he was a devout Catholic.

OR 2. Why don't you ask the chicken? I'm not a chicken psychotherapist.
;)
 

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur…?!

anybody…?!



Because you’ll get Jurasskicked!
(ba dum tssss)
:cool:


ok… lunch break time for me.
 
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