Where have all the dentists gone!?

[Fizzz]

Still no sign of the lesser-spotted NHS dentist in this area. It's been 18 months since my last visit, and thinking prevention is better than cure, I went to a place who offered 'affordable private dentistry.' £59 for a check-up, but of course it'll be another £79 for a scale and polish. I arrived 15 mins early, and I asked the receptionist what happens if you turn up late... If you're more than 7 mins late it's a £50 penalty charge. Not very affordable for a great many working-class people...

Don't be late then ...simples. next patient paying same amount so they shouldn't be kept waiting if person before is late.

 

[Fizzz]

Oh dear

You been reading this ?

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

In prison they do it for free.
Why not "forget" to pay your council tax and get 14 days inside

Or I could cross the channel in a borrowed rubber dinghy/possibly a kayak!... get within 12 miles of Dover and tell the RNLI/Border Force taxi service that as soon as they've placed me in a 4 star hotel i'll be needing a dentist.

 

[Not_Fred_Honest]

Well it is a nice day for it
But I'd leave it until next week: with flat water and nice weather they must be rush off there feet.
You don't want to end up in a 3 star hotel