Woman declares she is "Ecosexual"

[TemptingEnigma]

Is this what we have come to ?? Giving trees human names and making them our lovers ?? I have heard guys talking about getting a woody, but .... c'mon ?!?!?! REALLY ?

‘I’m in love with a tree – it’s the best sex I’ve ever had’

It’s one of the most opinion-provoking real life stories ever: following a string of heartbreaks, a woman - Emma McCabe - is now in a sexual relationship with a TREE named Tim!

closeronline.co.uk

 

[A_Son_of_God]

Hmm. So she's branching out from being a tree hugger to someone who roots and leaves. Nothing unusual there from a casual relationship, other than the tree not giving consent.

It's a bit like the person who went to the massage parlour for a "happy ending", but the masseuse was sad, so his experience was a real tearjerker instead.

 

[Moriarty]

Is this what we have come to ?? Giving trees human names and making them our lovers ?? I have heard guys talking about getting a woody, but .... c'mon ?!?!?! REALLY ?

‘I’m in love with a tree – it’s the best sex I’ve ever had’

It’s one of the most opinion-provoking real life stories ever: following a string of heartbreaks, a woman - Emma McCabe - is now in a sexual relationship with a TREE named Tim!

closeronline.co.uk

Could just be she likes to experience "Morning Wood"

 

[TemptingEnigma]

Could just be she likes to experience "Morning Wood"

I have just twigged the she may just be turning over a new leaf or branching out on her sexual experiences ....

 

[Dardii]

I have just twigged the she may just be turning over a new leaf or branching out on her sexual experiences ....

Leaf it out..!

 

[Dardii]

Leaf it out..!

Which was supposed to sound all Cockney..

Leev it aighttt.. sod typing that phonetically!!

 

[Lil_White_Fox]

Which was supposed to sound all Cockney..

Leev it aighttt.. sod typing that phonetically!!

It were funny till.you explained it now im laughing more

 

[Lil_White_Fox]

And don't be a sap haha

 

[Dardii]

And don't be a sap haha

Pfft... you're barking up the wrong tree!!!

 

[Lil_White_Fox]

Pfft... you're barking up the wrong tree!!!

Ere don't make me plant one on ya! lmfaooooo

 

[TemptingEnigma]

HAHAHA all these budding comediennes LOL

 

[Dardii]

We're starting to take root now..!

 

[TemptingEnigma]

We're starting to take root now..!

Ha ha ha ... I am putting myself out on a limb now and suggesting we have exhausted all the puns LOL

 

[Dardii]

Awww, I thought we would stick with it..??

 

[TemptingEnigma]

I wood rather knot have this post lumbering on. It's making me feel like a bit of a plank ! LOL

 

[Moriarty]

I wood rather knot have this post lumbering on. It's making me feel like a bit of a plank ! LOL

I understand padawan, your fears are deep rooted.

 

[Dardii]

I didn't know, but now I'm starting to twig on to this thread!

 

[Moriarty]

One can always leaf through the pages past until one permeats the rings of understaning.

 

[TemptingEnigma]

One can always leaf through the pages past until one permeats the rings of understaning.

This poor women is clearly a true dendrophile who feels changed and renewed by her evergreen love for her beloved Tim (the tree). There is really not mulch more to be said. LOL

 

[Raining_Roses]

Oakay, Oakay- can you all stop taking the p!ss out of the poor beech! Yew lot are shocking!