Who wants a pint!

[Shak]

Dar

Light or dark?

Dark, proper Navy rum!

 

[WickedPerdition]

Dar

Dark, proper Navy rum!

My kind of woman. None of that twee white stuff that they turn into alcopop! But a pint's really pushing it, don't you think?

 

[Bad_Influence]

Scotch, but better make it a half.

 

[Manorgasmian]

Scotch, but better make it a half.

Pint or nothing! Theres no ladies glasses where we're going!

 

[Bad_Influence]

Pint or nothing! Theres no ladies glasses where we're going!

Ffs, ok. I’ll just make it last.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

can i have one of those little umbrellas in mine, a straw an ice an a slice plz...not fussy or owt tho

 

[Manorgasmian]

Dar

Dark, proper Navy rum!

Apparently its buy one get one free as long as you wear a naval themed hat!

 

[Manorgasmian]

can i have one of those little umbrellas in mine, a straw an ice an a slice plz...not fussy or owt tho

If they won't let you have it exactly how you like ,I'll gladly torch the place down.

 

[Manorgasmian]

Ffs, ok. I’ll just make it last.

Good lad!

 

[Shak]

My kind of woman. None of that twee white stuff that they turn into alcopop! But a pint's really pushing it, don't you think?

Yes a pint is pushing it, I'd be flat on my back halfway through!

 

[Thecharmer]

Yes please for a pint or two

 

[Whiskers]

Id like lemon n lime slice with me mango vodka but could you out it in a gin glass as there bigger

 

[Manorgasmian]

Id like lemon n lime slice with me mango vodka but could you out it in a gin glass as there bigger

Got a Stein glass that's 1.2 litres if that's big enough. It's either that or a bucket with a balloon in it!

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Got a Stein glass that's 1.2 litres if that's big enough. It's either that or a bucket with a balloon in it!

whiskers is used to a bucket (hides)

 

[Whiskers]

Got a Stein glass that's 1.2 litres if that's big enough. It's either that or a bucket with a balloon in it!

I've got me own balloons

 

[Whiskers]

whiskers is used to a bucket (hides)

Aye u best hide lol

 

[Manorgasmian]

I've got me own balloons

I was always told it's bad form to ask a lady to get her big balloons out before you get her drunk first.

 

[Whiskers]

I was always told it's bad form to ask a lady to get her big balloons out before you get her drunk first.

Indeed it is !

 

[Billyliar]

Hey, il have a babycham.
After 2, i may even put some shaking stevens, on the duke box.
Sit at the bar clicking my fingers, to this ole house.

 

[Manorgasmian]

Hey, il have a babycham.
After 2, i may even put some shaking stevens, on the duke box.
Sit at the bar clicking my fingers, to this ole house.

You sound more of a snowball kinda guy to me!