Who is the best husband material for me in chat?

[Billyliar]

Take your pick.
Id say myself.
But theres millionaires, pilots, fireman.
I know when im out my leauge,

 

[Lucylockett]

Oh billy you would be game for a leg over

 

[Billyliar]

When frank spencer got married, he got the platforms confused.
Betty ended up at kings cross, frank ended up in shrewsbury!
No way would i do anything like that.

 

[Billyliar]

Ok going to chuck my hat in the ring here,
Used to work in a birdseed factory.
Thing was, working with a till full of twenty notes allday.
Didnt end well, needless to say,

 

[HannahGabbana]

I need someone who's nice
With a sense of humour
Calm because I'm already mental and we don't need 2 nutters
Not rich but with reasonable income
Decent looking , well actually , as long as I like the guy then that's what counts . Beauty is subjective ,
Preferably 5 foot 10 at least
Not skinny nor fat, just right in the middle
And a man, not a manwoman ty

 

[Lucylockett]

I heard he might be single soon

 

[Deadpool]

Ok going to chuck my hat in the ring here,
Used to work in a birdseed factory.
Thing was, working with a till full of twenty notes allday.
Didnt end well, needless to say,

Shouldnt that be a trill full?

 

[HannahGabbana]

Lol

 

[Foxyone79]

I am looking for a long term relationship
Yet I am testing also
I have to test to see who's right for me

and you think you will find this in a chatroom??? jeez...what is wrong with these people !

 

[puddles22]

am i ?

 

[FlatLined]

Dont look at me i a comfirmed bachalor bacolar= staying single

 

[Greatscott]

The bots would be good suiters as they don't answer back lol

 

[FlatLined]

The bots would be good suiters as they don't answer back lol

must be men bots then haha

 

[WickedPerdition]

am i ?

You and her are a match made in 'Chat Heaven', for sure.

 

[TheBabayaga]

Now this will be interesting

Obviously it's me, I can't stand to be with the same woman for longer than 10 minutes, that's the time it takes to have sex coincidently, and that is just a coincidence, won't come home to you and if I do on the rare occasion will be smelling of perfume getting called from various women all hours and oh best part have violent tendencies towards the female species, something about my childhood I never did get over. ..so pick me...( Evil laugh) hahahaha

 

[TheBabayaga]

Err, what's with the I think youll need it....what's wrong with the men on chat. I mean for one am a perfect candidate yers

I have a sizeable genitalia.

 

[angelo]

You need to set some criteria for your possible suitors. For instance, the age range, location and the distance you're prepared to travel.
Other important factors like hobbies and pastimes to establish if you have a shared interest.
Don't be impressed by anyone who claims to have sizeable genitalia. That's usually taken as a given.
Try to make it interesting so that you stand a greater chance of success.
Good Luck. I think you'll need it.

you tell em Wicked

 

[Storm]

I had a chat relationship and tbh I wouldn't again it not worth the heartbreak tbh

 

[Moriarty]

Age range: 25-37
I think
If older , well hed need to look nice to Wow me

And here rests the idea of the Patriarchy

 

[angelo]

Now this will be interesting

I'd recommend Scotsbabe you'd never be bored with all her shite