What Women really want..

WickedPerdition

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Vodka for me :)

Just the vodka?
You have just confirmed what I have been saying all along.
And I bet it's chocolate-flavoured vodka at that!
;)
 

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Hell, I want women want.
I want to more respectful and honest. I want to be successful and confident. I want to be genuine and warm and caring, open and trustworthy.
I want warmth and happiness and shared dreams.
I want labrador puppies and white picket fences and volvo Station wagons, 2.4 kids and island holidays...
Plus, if I'm not asking too much, I want to last all night long, be long, I want to keep my hair but lose weight. I want to be romanced and I want to be fucked, not necessarily in that order... I could go on but really, I want the remote, there's sport on somewhere...
 

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Hell, I want what women want.
I want to be respected and cherished. I want love and affection and attention. I want to laugh and a shoulder to cry in. I want understanding and compassion and appreciation.
I want white picket fences and labrador puppies and volvo station wagons with 5 star safety ratings and 2.4 kids and security.
I want to keep my hair and go all night long, I want to be long...I want to scream and moan and I want someone else's credit card...
Just like any woman,. Am I asking too much?
 

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Actually right now, a good book n chocolate :angel:
 

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Karma sutra is out Nibbles plus chocolate and Baileys are on lockdown:)
 

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Just don't let them steal your money or your chips.
Karma sutra is out Nibbles plus chocolate and Baileys are on lockdown:)

Who needs an emetic when this stomach-churning, insidious limpet is around?
:rolleyes:
 

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"Girls just wanna have funds"
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Ok, so we've had: 'What women really want'.
Now it's time for some equality and ask: 'What do men really want?'
I am opening a new thread to see if there are any, hopefully intelligent, answers.
:)
 

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What men really want?
The answers are scant
Health, wealth and women:
Forget all the cant!
 

WickedPerdition

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What men really want?
The answers are scant
Health, wealth and women:
Forget all the cant!

I prithee ... save your wanton verse for more pressing matters.
Haste ye to my new thread, sirrah, and there do spin your yarn.
;)
 
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