What Women really want..

[WickedPerdition]

Vodka for me

Just the vodka?
You have just confirmed what I have been saying all along.
And I bet it's chocolate-flavoured vodka at that!

 

[supercookie123]

Can't you all just put the kettle on and make me a sammich? Tut.

In a minute, when I've finished ironing yer pants.

 

[Whiskers]

Can't you all just put the kettle on and make me a sammich? Tut.

I'll let u do that cheers dont forget the biccies

 

[CatchyWitty]

Well, I hope I'm not wearing them!.biccies, hmm, naughty.

 

[Whiskers]

Just the vodka?
You have just confirmed what I have been saying all along.
And I bet it's chocolate-flavoured vodka at that!

Nope

 

[Claire8]

If you want to know what women want...just ask her straight.... she'll tell ya...that's if she knows what she wants

Exactly!!

 

[BizarreBabe]

I don't know what I do want but I know what I don't want!

 

[WickedPerdition]

I don't know what I do want but I know what I don't want!

OOoo ... can you narrow it down a bit, please?

 

[MikieB]

Hell, I want women want.
I want to more respectful and honest. I want to be successful and confident. I want to be genuine and warm and caring, open and trustworthy.
I want warmth and happiness and shared dreams.
I want labrador puppies and white picket fences and volvo Station wagons, 2.4 kids and island holidays...
Plus, if I'm not asking too much, I want to last all night long, be long, I want to keep my hair but lose weight. I want to be romanced and I want to be fucked, not necessarily in that order... I could go on but really, I want the remote, there's sport on somewhere...

 

[MikieB]

Hell, I want what women want.
I want to be respected and cherished. I want love and affection and attention. I want to laugh and a shoulder to cry in. I want understanding and compassion and appreciation.
I want white picket fences and labrador puppies and volvo station wagons with 5 star safety ratings and 2.4 kids and security.
I want to keep my hair and go all night long, I want to be long...I want to scream and moan and I want someone else's credit card...
Just like any woman,. Am I asking too much?

 

[Nibbles]

Your so wrong!!! It's strongbow and dick

Make it Baileys, dick and chocolate No wait...ice-cream! Ice-cream melted over a hod bod mmmmmmm

 

[Nibbles]

Actually right now, a good book n chocolate :angel:

 

[Words]

Karma sutra is out Nibbles plus chocolate and Baileys are on lockdown

 

[WickedPerdition]

Just don't let them steal your money or your chips.

Karma sutra is out Nibbles plus chocolate and Baileys are on lockdown

Who needs an emetic when this stomach-churning, insidious limpet is around?

 

[Nibbles]

Karma sutra is out Nibbles plus chocolate and Baileys are on lockdown

Haha @ karma sutra, there's an idea That's fine too, cos I'm also on lockdown

 

[Moriarty]

"Girls just wanna have funds"

 

[funandflirty]

equality and respect

 

[WickedPerdition]

Ok, so we've had: 'What women really want'.
Now it's time for some equality and ask: 'What do men really want?'
I am opening a new thread to see if there are any, hopefully intelligent, answers.

 

[Dong]

What men really want?
The answers are scant
Health, wealth and women:
Forget all the cant!

 

[WickedPerdition]

What men really want?
The answers are scant
Health, wealth and women:
Forget all the cant!

I prithee ... save your wanton verse for more pressing matters.
Haste ye to my new thread, sirrah, and there do spin your yarn.