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Wales gone


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WALES is not there anymore.


After a brutal night of hefty winds, Britain woke up to discover that its western chunk had been sheered off and was now tossing in the north Atlantic, 150 miles off the coast of Iceland.

People in Herefordshire were first to realise the principality had been removed when they awoke to find themselves living on the coast.

Martin Bishop, from the village of Clifford, said: “At first I thought my house had been picked up and dumped next to the sea, like some sort of ‘Wizard of Oz’ fantasy that I’m always having.

“I said to my dog, ‘we’re not in Herefordshire anymore, Toto’, but then I realised that Wales wasn’t there.

“At last.”

Bishop’s neighbour, Margaret Gerving, said: “It seems very traumatic at the moment, but it’s for the best.”

Jane Thompson, from Shrewsbury, added: “The A458 is now a road to nowhere. Sorry, the A458 is still a road to nowhere.”

Meanwhile, the government said it was studying a range of options on what to do about Wales and would announce a decision sometime next year.

 

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***Waves from my house in Wales, which is now somewhere in the middle of the Irish sea****
Bye bye England!!
 

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Odd that i should se this thread. On the news here a few days ago i read where a Badger had been nailed by it`s back feet to a tree .This was in North wales ! some nasty bugs in Wales eh ? it`s not the 1st time i`ve read of extreme cruelty in Wales.
 

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Odd that i should se this thread. On the news here a few days ago i read where a Badger had been nailed by it`s back feet to a tree .This was in North wales ! some nasty bugs in Wales eh ? it`s not the 1st time i`ve read of extreme cruelty in Wales.
Some nasty bugs in England too and seeing as the place is bigger, I'd say there's more. I know- I was born there and lived there for 43 years.
 

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Odd that i should se this thread. On the news here a few days ago i read where a Badger had been nailed by it`s back feet to a tree .This was in North wales ! some nasty bugs in Wales eh ? it`s not the 1st time i`ve read of extreme cruelty in Wales.

Yeah but thats usually due to marrying under age sheep, which still goes one in the rural areas. ;)
 

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Some nasty bugs in England too and seeing as the place is bigger, I'd say there's more. I know- I was born there and lived there for 43 years.
I agree as i live in England ! and know what bstds some people are when it comes to animals.
Tbh though i`ve always thought that the Welsh are above that sort of thing .
 
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