Thank you whoever voted for Brexit!

[Bad_Influence]

It is good to laugh. That's why I posted the joke. You did get the joke didn't you, Mr Serious?

Psst, lighten up a bit. You don't have to attack as if everything is a war to be won. Chillax!

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Wanna tissue?

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Used or un-used?

Wanna tissue?

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

 

[Bad_Influence]

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[Bad_Influence]

Wanna tissue?

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

How it started:

"WE get £350 million quid!" ----

How its going:

"YOU have to pay more tax."

 

[hell2bwith76]

Wanna tissue?

Talking to yourself again

 

[Bad_Influence]

Talking to yourself again

You gonna behave in there tonight? Pmsl

 

[MrFishy]

I think we can bring back the death penalty? It was only the EU stopping us doing it before. Instead of whole life sentences, lets go back to hanging !!!

 

[Bad_Influence]

Talking to yourself again

Your spelling has gone again tonight fella, stay off the Prosecco late at night.

 

[TheThinker]

I went to Lidl for a pallet of Olive Oil,, didn't have one so I just bought a bottle for £1.79

Cheers - Thinky

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Brexit has cost the UK £600m per week or 2.4 % of GDP since the 2016 referendum, according to Goldman Sachs report in the Financial Times.

and, in other news of Tory scum thievery and lies,

'The National Insurance hike is expected to take in £36 billion.

Or:

1/3rd of a fast train that will run late.

1/5th of a useless load of nukes.

1/3rd of annual ‘corporate welfare’.

1/9th of the annual outsourcing bill.

1 whole Serco test & trace thing. ' - RS

 

[schmitt]

One advantage straight away of no longer being subject to E.U rules on sanitary products, is that we can now abolish the infamous "Tampon tax", I'll give you that!

 

[schmitt]

Germany never had a tampon tax the UK could have Done the same back in 1974 when we picked what product we would levy vat on

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Five ways for BBC News to avoid saying 'It's because of Brexit'​

Brexit has been a disaster in many fields, but the BBC are duty-bound not to say it.

What are they saying instead?

‘The global fruit shortage’
Never mind that farms have had to leave entire harvests rotting for want of pickers because Brexiteers couldn’t bear the idea of all those foreigners in our fields. There is a mysterious shortage of fruit for some reason only nature understands that oddly isn’t happening just across the sea in the EU.

‘Traffic difficulties’
It’s not that Brexit stopped tens of thousands of drivers from living and working in the UK and caused them to return to the EU. No, it’s actually that a lorry jack-knifing on the M25 in July has caused a delay to supplies that could last anywhere between three and 50 years. Pesky traffic.

‘New EU red tape’
The mess we find ourselves in isn’t due to us leaving the customs union, which should have caused no inconvenience whatsoever. No, it’s the belligerent EU applying their usual rules to non-members, like a gym insisting you can’t go bollock naked into their sauna now you don’t pay for it anymore.

‘A bizarre shortage of human beings’
Despite widespread hysteria about Britain being ‘full up’ there is suddenly a strange shortage of human beings to take on jobs in retail and hospitality, making it harder for Brits to engage in their favourite hobbies of shopping and getting pissed. Why? Who knows? Only time will tell, as the BBC aren’t going to.

‘Christmas is coming’
Forget the misery of food shortages by focussing on the fact that Christmas is on its way. It’s a time for merrily gathering with family and friends and miserably realising there is no turkey, booze or toys because of… Oh. Brexit.

via - The Daily EU