Short Jokes - Punchy 1 liners ..............

[megs233]

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably sh**.”

 

[megs233]

“You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.”

 

[megs233]

“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.”

 

[JoJoTia3rd]

A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!

 

[bhgxusa0123]

A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!

hahaha! Now I want the fish puns!

 

[Poco_Loco]

A Computer once beat me at Chess - But it was no match for me at Kick Boxing.

 

[JoJoTia3rd]

I did cage fighting once, the budgie never knew what hit it.

 

[Poco_Loco]

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.

 

[Altair]

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

Quasimodo running away from the playground..."I haven't got your Fcucking ball"...