- Joined
- Jan 30, 2018
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Okay same as always.
Chuck your problems at me.
Men misbehaving? Woman not falling at your feet? Birds crapping on your fence? Next door banging on too many saucepans when a clap on a Thursday night is quite sufficient?
If my excellent advice is followed to the letter, I guarantee I can solve your woes.
Obviously It's not a real guarantee like you get in Tesco.
Chuck your problems at me.
Men misbehaving? Woman not falling at your feet? Birds crapping on your fence? Next door banging on too many saucepans when a clap on a Thursday night is quite sufficient?
If my excellent advice is followed to the letter, I guarantee I can solve your woes.
Obviously It's not a real guarantee like you get in Tesco.