Shak and Royals top tips! Feel free to add.

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  1. Shak

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    Want that airbrushed effect in real life that phone filters give you? Only leave the house if there's a thick fog about, thus giving you the perfect blemish free face. Wear bunny ears and draw a few whiskers with an eyeliner for a more authentic look.
     
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  2. TESCO SHOPPERS. Keep your space in the public car park free for weeks by painting a white outline of a human body in it.
     
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  3. Ruin your neighbour's barbecue by dropping apples into your toilet and shouting "Bombs away" at the top of your lungs.
     
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    Do what i do and just put on a MASK.!! :p :D
     
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  5. Wren

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    This has happened to me , a sink that can't be used for no plug.., umm,,

    So when u have no plug and u just moved in some place, or there's no plug where ur staying like that time it happened to me,

    What to use,
    A milk bottle lid , red, blue, green, whatever , they all fit
    Make sure u put it the right way or the tip won't work
    :)
     
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    Lol @ Ummm....

    That made me laugh...and it's extremely rare that i use the term LOL...

    Haha..;)
     
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  7. Wren

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    Thanks Altair, do please do test out the method , I'm sure it will impress your needs if ever u are found short or plugless :)
     
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  8. Wren

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    I've got another good tip for mostly ladies who have first aid stuff in their bags like me :)

    So if by chance ur hem on the bottom of us trousers slip and gets stood on and unravels
    And u end up with ur trouser leg looking all bedraggled
    Suggest first , don't pull the cotton,
    Snip with small scissors, no scissors , badly stocked first aid bag, will have to Knott the cotton, then snap, watch u don't cut; skin tho, cotton is sharp
    So find a plaster , all bags need a plaster so its likely even with out a first aid kit u have a plaster
    Use this to secure and in seconds a quick fix,

    :D

    U can also ask any random store for a single plaster
    So the tip is use plasters in multi ways
    Good idea yo have first aid items at hand ;)
     
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  9. Altair

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    I have never been short of a Plug... or indeed found to be 'Plugless'...but i do like your thinking and your eccentricity.:)

    I always carry around with me a Nut and Bolt and a strong rubber band.

    (Before mobile phones)...when i found myself stuck in a queue somewhere, i used to whip out my Nut and Bolt and fiddle with it.:D

    The rubber band comes in very handy when stuck in Traffic...You can create a Mini Catapult and fling things at other people...They have zero idea where it came from...:D
     
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