Post a Poem... (yeah really)

[HeuristicMonkey]

Learning to be myself by Dell MacTaighain



I have a silent shadow

The dangerous loner

My lover

My enemy

My constant friend

Even in solitude

Life

I exist within you

And without

I am not broken

I am just getting ready

Now… hold my beer

I will walk with my own light

Breaking my silence

The unbreakable me

The myself

 

[HeuristicMonkey]

The world of You by Dell MacTaighain



Me is looking for me

If your shadow is just your own

As you walk

You have stopped looking for me

And have become me alone

Walking backwards

Tilting at the windows

That surround you as you pass

Avoiding the reflection

That you are creating

In the world of You

Surrounded by me



Please excuse me

I need to listen to Mr blue sky

And experience and be me again

 

[BoredOutMyNut]

There a was, just minding ma business.....I hear bang bang, like what the **** is this. The door to my house....got took off its hinges.

It was hard to stay calm, during all this fuss....20 pig cops, all screaming drug bust. Just as well....I had everything sussed.

Mr BoredOutMyNut, we have a warrant......to check for narcotics, at this very moment. Strathclydes finest......all acting important.

Of course a checked the warrant, it looked legit.
No drugs in the gaff......so no need to fidget.
Ma door, ya scum fucks.....ye better fuckin fix it.

In the livingroom, I was restrained......Sitting on my arse, I had to remain.....not even done nothing.....still I was detained.

All I could do, was sit there and look......at team handed of the polis, doing nuffin by the book.....they had a cheek I tell ya, to call me a crook.

They made a big mess, of my somewhat tidy flat........found a little bit of weed, but worry not about that......for it was only personal, bigger bits a coulda shat.

They kept on searching, for drugs of bigger weight.......little did they know, they came on the wrong date.......as the time passed, their smugness changed to hate.

Found something searg, I hear a copper shout.......it was the night before, I cleared all my product out........my heart beats faster, now I start to doubt.

But it was my safe, that they did find.......opening it up, of that a Didn't mind.....tell us the combination, if you would be so kind.

Aye so a fuckin will, tell yous the combination.......either face the fucking wall, or we will have a situation.......either let me type the code in, or you can carry it to the station.

They let me put the code in, while they faced away.......safe is usually full, but not this specific day......always one step ahead, what else can I say.

Only stuff inside, was items of sentiment.......like my pops war medals, from his time in the regiment......seeing the cops touch them, my thoughts get malevolent.

Eventually they was happy, that I had no stash........cocaine speed heroin, or even bars of hash......glad my wee honey ain't here, they'd have peeked up her gash.

So off they went, n left me tidying for hours.........rest of the story, frowned upon by higher powers. The edits alone, has took me bloody hours.

 

[BoredOutMyNut]

Okey dokey then, here we go. Another one from me, a should charge some dough.
To read my stories, you are blessed ya know?

Some are fiction and some are not. Could be from memory or just a thought.
Probably some good ones, which I forgot.

But this ones about, the time when I flew. Upto the moon on a massive winged coo.
It was weird that thing, it liked being spanked with bamboo.

So this kinky cow, it dropped me off in space. Then weird creatures crawled on my face. Mad aliens fighting the human race.

Little did they know, I was friends with Will. Tommy Lee Jones and Grants brother Phil.

Get outa my pub is all Phil shouted. But the other two, it was never doubted. Every little alien, each one got clouted.

The fresh prince, of Bel Air. Then told me, to sit on a chair. Assured me that I knew no one, from Albert Sqaure.

Im Nurse Smith, and this is doctor Lee. Have you been drinking that herbal tea?
In this bottle, we need you to pee.

Its the government I tell ya. Saying its not real. Get some sleep and better I'll feel. But I'll never forget this crazy ordeal.

But I went home, to my wife. She never believes, my story's of my life. So I just told her I was in a pub in Fife.

Intergalactic battles on the moon. Hopefully my wife forgives me soon.
Cause next week, me n James Bond are off to Cancun.