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Like literally brand new? Like, literally?! Oh my..... Well, please let me be one of the first to greet you.. Hello and welcome. I hope you enjoy your time here. But you've left me rather confuddled..... If not bullshit, what other flavour would you rather? We have quite an array.. Hopefully you'll find one that tickles your fancy :)
 
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Jgreen said:
Heyy new here too
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Hello there, and welcome to what just might be your new and most favourite addiction :)

Jump in with both feet, but watch out for the floaty bits. We collect them towards the end of the year to sell on ebay, and put the funds towards a wee ceilidh for anyone who wants to attend. Free bar, exquisite buffet of everything from curried prawns to fried cheesecake.... and the entertainment is always up to par.
Last year, we held it at King Tutt's Mongolian Hotpot tavern down the high street, you know the place... over by the big Tescos... where there was friendly jousting and even a raffle where the top prize was a weekend stay at Achiltibuie's finest B&B.... The Sheep's Head.
I'm unsure of who won it, i had already passed out over in the corner after dancing like no one was watching, binging on mini hotdogs and a bottle of pepto bismol... Did you know that that stuff comes back up the same colour it went down?

Anyways... as i said, hello and welcome to this wonderful corner of the interwebs. I hope you enjoy yourself. Slainte :)
 
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fasterthanmypuppet said:
Hello there, and welcome to what just might be your new and most favourite addiction :)

Jump in with both feet, but watch out for the floaty bits. We collect them towards the end of the year to sell on ebay, and put the funds towards a wee ceilidh for anyone who wants to attend. Free bar, exquisite buffet of everything from curried prawns to fried cheesecake.... and the entertainment is always up to par.
Last year, we held it at King Tutt's Mongolian Hotpot tavern down the high street, you know the place... over by the big Tescos... where there was friendly jousting and even a raffle where the top prize was a weekend stay at Achiltibuie's finest B&B.... The Sheep's Head.
I'm unsure of who won it, i had already passed out over in the corner after dancing like no one was watching, binging on mini hotdogs and a bottle of pepto bismol... Did you know that that stuff comes back up the same colour it went down?

Anyways... as i said, hello and welcome to this wonderful corner of the interwebs. I hope you enjoy yourself. Slainte :)
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damn I repeated myself LOL
 
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