Irrational fears

[asaultnviniger]

When i'm cooking fried eggs and cracking the eggs open, I sometimes fear a chick is going to pop out, stupid I know...
Any irrational fears? feel free to share...

 

[TheBabayaga]

I was in Asda early this morning and bumped into an old acquaintance whom I hadn't seen for years. We stopped and chatted for a good while, then went our ways. In the next aisle, our paths crossed again. I just didn't know what the correct etiquette was... Do I stop and chat again... just nod.. or ignore them? I ended up just smiling and carried on, but then the old neurosis kicked in... what do I do if we meet in the next aisle? An irrational fear made me go in a different direction, straight to the Deli counter, then to the check-out. Silly, I know...

omg thats the easiest one ever.. pick up a cucumber from the Isle and go looking for the aquiantance, swing it good..and thats that.