I'm ill in bed, and need cheering up. What's your worst/best joke?

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Dardii

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Scottish guy knocks on womans door, she takes him upstairs. While shagging her hubby comes home so she tells the guy to jump into the top one in her chest of drawers.. Hubby is none the wiser and life carries on. A few days later, an English man knocks on her door, and the same thing happens, but this time she tells him to jump into the middle drawer. A few days later an Irish man comes knocking and he was sent to the bottom drawer. Time passed by, she'd forgotten about the men in the drawers, after months and months, she opened the top drawer (which was full of dirty bras)and found the Scotsman was dead. She opened the middle drawer (full of dirty knickers) , English man was dead.. She opened the bottom drawer (full of used fanny pads) and the Irish man jumped out alive and well.. "How the hell did you survive?" she said.. He replied.. "I fed myself on your jam sandwiches"
 
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