How do I wind someone up?

SamBally

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Double acts are quite easy to identify

He`ll be around somewhere to claim his glory

The double act is at it again. Cartoon characters of Batman and Robin. Protecting each others back in the badlands of that there internet thingymajig. Whining about being banned. Whining about not being banned. Mostly though just general all round whining.

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The double act is at it again. Cartoon characters of Batman and Robin. Protecting each others back in the badlands of that there internet thingymajig. Whining about being banned. Whining about not being banned. Mostly though just general all round whining.

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Yep ,your sidekick has given you a "like" :) Can`t he ?) make a bigger picture than that ?. Why not go for the record 2 x full page cartoon to respond ?:)
 

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Winding people up is easy, just get them to question thier beliefs.

Make a few points about the flaws in their thinking and watch them go.

Something we are all guilty of is wanting to be right :)

Even though most of the time we have no fecking idea because we havent actually thought through our points.

Some like to do it for fun, some for supposed intellectual superiority, some because they have a point to make.

In the end, anything that makes us discuss the world is good, even if it's basis is to wind us up and watch the outcome.

It has a point, it makes one think.

Thats never a bad thing :)
 

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We all know one and online 'narcissists' are extremely predictable. They tend to seek out and then latch onto individual chatters, usually female, they judge to be malleable. When these narcissists are not typing about how dazzlingly brilliant they are, compared to everyone else, they are manipulating the conversation in a direction so that they can. In a rather peculiar tone-deaf manner that other chatters usually struggle to find any common ground with.

They might do this by constantly correcting another chatters grammar, or by name dropping a well-known author, even if it is out of context, or claiming it is everyone else's fault that they are so angry, or any other method that demonstrates to the audience just how important they think that they are.

Don't be a narcissist, don't be like him.
 

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He`ll be around somewhere to claim his glory by posting page filled with cartoons or bits from video clips :). Most of his stuff is 1 page on here for one post lol !
Two points established:

1. The double act demonstrated their predictable routine.
2. I demonstrated how to wind them up.

'Case closed'.
 

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Lib Dem win with a 34% swing showing it is possible. What a surprise though! Labour’s Ben What Day Is It came a distant third with a mighty 3,686 votes... In 2019 under the hugely unpopular Corbyn, it was 12,495 and down from 17,287 in 2017 also under Corbyn.

New New New Labour showing how to win future elections by decreasing their share of the vote by 8,500 in tory safe seats, midterm and under the calamitous, Bumbling Boris, Covid, and the most corrupt tory regime in living memory. This current bunch of incompetents couldn't arrange a piss-up in a brewery but enough about Starmer...

Congrats to the Lib Dems for occupying the political space Sir Keir so desperately wants labour to inhabit.
 

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Yes, a truly staggering result. I thought Labour losing Blyth, which they'd held for 70 tears was bad, but the Tories had held Shropshire for 200 years! I was surprised at the low turnout of 46%. I suspect the majority of absent voters were Conservatives who couldn't bring themselves to vote Liberal even to make a protest. They'll probably return to the fold at next election. The abysmally low Labour vote is supposedly down to tactical voting, I hope so for Labour's sake, otherwise they could end up with even less seats. :rolleyes:
 

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She's already stomped all over your nuts, rejected your pms and tied you in verbal knots. Go and have a **** or something.
Eh?...Ask 'Sapphire' if I have PM'd her....I'll do it here and now for all to see. Sapphire, have I EVER PM'd you. ? No one has stomped all over my nuts at all. Also THE only person who could remotely tie ME up in verbal knots here, is no longer a registered member.
 
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Eh?...Ask 'Sapphire' if I have PM'd her....I'll do it here and now for all to see. Sapphire, have I EVER PM'd you. ?.
YES.
I ignored you, which is obviously why you have recently sought out my posts to snipe at.
Now either let it drop or make a bigger fool of yourself....your choice.
 

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YES.
I ignored you, which is obviously why you have recently sought out my posts to snipe at.
Now either let it drop or make a bigger fool of yourself....your choice.
Can you show Me and the Forum any 'Proof' of my PM to you? I'm sure ADMIN can.
 
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Can you show Me and the Forum any 'Proof' of my PM to you? I'm sure ADMIN can.
I sincerely hope admin can....because men like you, who take offence when a woman ignores their pm's are a bloody nuisance.

It's a form of harassment, but sadly for you, I won't be harassed.....so either piss off with your attempt at forum bullying, or carry on making snipes at my posts, and be prepared to be humiliated....again.
 

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I sincerely hope admin can....because men like you, who take offence when a woman ignores their pm's are a bloody nuisance.

It's a form of harassment, but sadly for you, I won't be harassed.....so either piss off with your attempt at forum bullying, or carry on making snipes at my posts, and be prepared to be humiliated....again.
So.. zero proof then...as I thought. I have never PM'd you. I don't PM anyone on here apart from ADMIN sometimes.

You are an attention seeking LIAR.

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