hi looking for a nice female to chat to

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Baffled, Apr 29, 2019.

  1. Baffled

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    looks are not important but must have long legs a slim waist wide hips and nice hooters most important that you have a nice rack
     
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  2. megs233

    megs233 UKChat Familiar

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    and your open line was "looks are not important" then you list "must have long legs a slim waist wide hips and nice hooters most important that you have a nice rack".
    doughnut.
     
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  3. Pearly-Gates

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    Lol.
     
  4. Baffled

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    are you doughnut shaped then?
    open your pearly gates and let me in
     
  5. Honeydrop

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    So the face doesn't matter because you supply a brown paper bag with eye holes?
    You're a treat :D
     
  6. Bad_Influence

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    He also supplies one for the lady in case his falls off. :)
     
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  7. Honeydrop

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    What a considerate chap he is :D
     
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  8. Baffled

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    hi looking for a female to chat to doesnt matter if your ugly or fat or wear an onion head hat
     
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  9. Bad_Influence

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    *You're*
     
  10. megs233

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    brown bag do lol.
     
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  11. Baffled

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    hi megsy please forgive the irratic spelling and choice of words my brain injury has left me dickslexic I only have half a brian. i sense a kindred spirit in you
     
  12. Pearly-Gates

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    Lol.
     
  13. Pearly-Gates

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    Keeps gates tightly shut :D
     
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