Funny/Strange/weird.!

[Altair]

The word you're looking for is FUBAR. Or Mentally challenged. Or............ ahhh that'll do.

On the contrary.

 

[Bad_Influence]

That reminds me..Have you ever studied LAW?....You would make an excellent Barrister...But my gut instinct tells ME that you would make a damned good Defence Lawyer.

If I'm in court there's more chance that I NEED a defence lawyer... never happened yet but that just leaves something to aspire to.

 

[Altair]

If I'm in court there's more chance that I NEED a defence lawyer... never happened yet but that just leaves something to aspire to.

Well i think you're very good...You have an excellent way of dealing with people. A talent not everyone has.

I don't think you will ever need a Defence Lawyer...You're clever enough to avoid getting yourself into that situation.

It's not something to aspire to...You've either got it or you haven't.

 

[Bad_Influence]

Well i think you're very good...You have an excellent way of dealing with people. A talent not everyone has.

I don't think you will ever need a Defence Lawyer...You're clever enough to avoid getting yourself into that situation.

I fecking hope so 'cos I can't run fast.

 

[Altair]

If I'm in court there's more chance that I NEED a defence lawyer... never happened yet but that just leaves something to aspire to.

A

I fecking hope so 'cos I can't run fast.

There is no problem so big....That it can't be ran away from..

 

[Bad_Influence]

A


There is no problem so big....That it can't be ran away from..

FFS is Teresa May your influence? lol

 

[Altair]

FFS is Teresa May your influence? lol

No..I'm not 'Influenced' by Anyone...

I make my own mind up given the 'Ingredients' of Life on earth...!

Joking aside..

 

[Bad_Influence]

No..I'm not 'Influenced' by Anyone...

I make my own mind up given the 'Ingredients' of Life on earth...!

The ingredients have all gone past their 'sell-by' date. The earth is doomed, DOOMED I tell ya. We have screwed with it far too much. It's time for another asteroid to pay us a visit and hit the 'RESTART button.

 

[Altair]

The ingredients have all gone past their 'sell-by' date. The earth is doomed, DOOMED I tell ya. We have screwed with it far too much. It's time for another asteroid to pay us a visit and hit the 'RESTART button.

I wholsomeley...agree... Some Cu-nt tell ME how to spell Whomeselmly...(Anyone?)..

Bah...X

 

[Bad_Influence]

I wholsomeley...agree... Some Cu-nt tell ME how to spell Whomeselmly...(Anyone?)..

Bah...X

Wholesomely....

 

[Altair]

Wholesomely....

Thank you..

 

[Bad_Influence]

Some c*** had to reply.... I thought "Why not?"

 

[Altair]

There's always one ...!

We know you can grow hairs round it...Just don't shout like one..

 

[Bad_Influence]

There's always one ...!

We know you can grow hairs round it...Just don't shout like one..

Feck off..... this isn't the 70s

 

[Altair]

Feck off..... this isn't the 70s

Oh but it IS....

 

[Altair]

Son..."Dad, there's a bloke at the door with a bold head"...Dad..." Well tell him iv'e already got one.."..!

 

[Bad_Influence]

Son..."Dad, there's a bloke at the door with a bold head"...Dad..." Well tell him iv'e already got one.."..!

BALD?

 

[Altair]

BALD?

I was hoping you would pick upon that..

Well spotted.

 

[Bad_Influence]

I was hoping you would pick upon that..

Well spotted.

Oh the life of a pedant.

 

[Altair]

Oh the life of a pedant.

Quite. But I'm sure there is way more to you than merely that.