Best way to dispose of 'Toys'

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I used to know someone that taught me what Sarcasm was, but she dumped me for no sense of humour, can you imagine that lol
 

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why did I open this thread, I knew from the title what I'd find inside.... will I ever learn :rolleyes:
 

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This woman upcycles sex toys.

One concerned citizen is taking extra steps to clean up the 'filth' that's affecting her community.

How to deal with a surplus of sex toys?

Turn them into toys!


 

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So was asked today by someone in chat (won't mention your name 'Hen')

What's the best way to dispose of 'Toys' the Ann Summers variety.

I suggested popping them into someone else's bin, wearing a disguise and being stealthy obviously

Or attaching them to a helium balloon and wave them goodbye.
Or maybe as it's close to Halloween, post them through everyone's door, and pretend you also had a couple of 'love eggs' posted through yours too so you can join in the local outrage.

Does anyone have any other good suggestions?
Maybe send them to the third world so that the pleasure can be shared?
 

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There was no need for 'These' Toys...When I was about.

Different era..I guess.
 

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Playing with Pleasure. History of Sex Toys.​

'Erotic sex toys like dildos are no modern day invention. Thousands of years ago, stone phalli already served their purposes contributing to lust and passion. Throughout history more inventions like the vibrator have been developed to improve catering to our desire. Although love toys have been around for more than 20.000 years, society and religions have been struggling with their acceptance. Almost as long as they have existed.'

 

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Ill ask my Ouija Board , i promise i was not pushing that time , Hm Anne Summers ,ive never read her books ,sadly i just sing covers
 
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I would suggest disposing of anything of this kind by inserting it into Jacob Rees-Mogg until it has completely disappeared.

Keep Britain tidy etc.
 

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So was asked today by someone in chat (won't mention your name 'Hen')

What's the best way to dispose of 'Toys' the Ann Summers variety.

I suggested popping them into someone else's bin, wearing a disguise and being stealthy obviously

Or attaching them to a helium balloon and wave them goodbye.
Or maybe as it's close to Halloween, post them through everyone's door, and pretend you also had a couple of 'love eggs' posted through yours too so you can join in the local outrage.

Does anyone have any other good suggestions?
Launch it in a bin n set fire to it lol
 
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So was asked today by someone in chat (won't mention your name 'Hen')

What's the best way to dispose of 'Toys' the Ann Summers variety.

I suggested popping them into someone else's bin, wearing a disguise and being stealthy obviously

Or attaching them to a helium balloon and wave them goodbye.
Or maybe as it's close to Halloween, post them through everyone's door, and pretend you also had a couple of 'love eggs' posted through yours too so you can join in the local outrage.

Does anyone have any other good suggestions?
na I'd transfer them into dildos nothing like fluffy ears up your jacksie ☺️☺️
 
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