Best way to dispose of 'Toys'

[Shak]

So was asked today by someone in chat (won't mention your name 'Hen')

What's the best way to dispose of 'Toys' the Ann Summers variety.

I suggested popping them into someone else's bin, wearing a disguise and being stealthy obviously

Or attaching them to a helium balloon and wave them goodbye.
Or maybe as it's close to Halloween, post them through everyone's door, and pretend you also had a couple of 'love eggs' posted through yours too so you can join in the local outrage.

Does anyone have any other good suggestions?

 

[trishminn]

pmsl @ u hen lol xx

 

[mario2]

Take em to the Charity shop!!! lol

 

[trishminn]

pmsl cud give them to the less fortunate lol

 

[mario2]

pmsl cud give them to the less fortunate lol

lol i could think of one person....... loooooooooooooooooooool

 

[trishminn]

i cud think of a few still dont think it wud put a smile on their mush lol

 

[smichaelb]

Hire a skip, i am sure you can fill it, then send them off to be sanitised and turned into more flamingos

 

[trishminn]

Hire a skip, i am sure you can fill it, then send them off to be sanitised and turned into more flamingos

Pmsl

 

[Words]

Hope the batteries are recycled

 

[LIL_WHITE_FOX]

So was asked today by someone in chat (won't mention your name 'Hen')

What's the best way to dispose of 'Toys' the Ann Summers variety.

I suggested popping them into someone else's bin, wearing a disguise and being stealthy obviously

Or attaching them to a helium balloon and wave them goodbye.
Or maybe as it's close to Halloween, post them through everyone's door, and pretend you also had a couple of 'love eggs' posted through yours too so you can join in the local outrage.

Does anyone have any other good suggestions?

Shak!! I feel right embarrassed now *blushes*

 

[FlatLined]

I can see this thread taking a porn turn, you naughty women haha

 

[breakwake_]

We men are really learning things about the female experience in the UKChat forum.

 

[FlatLined]

I agree us men are the shy species

 

[Whiskers]

Shy haha

 

[trishminn]

pmsl @ u lot it was dolls n broken cars etc lol

 

[Whiskers]

pmsl @ u lot it was dolls n broken cars etc lol

You know what blokes are like they get carried away and get excited at the slightest thing lol

 

[FlatLined]

haha hands up my mind was working overtime

 

[Whiskers]

haha hands up my mind was working overtime

Lol aye i bet

 

[smichaelb]

who mentioned any but childrens toys

 

[FlatLined]

Ann Summers sell childrens toys now, well i never knew that, i blame Shak for starting this Thread haha