A sad situation

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Conspiracy theorists suffering in the depths of loneliness​

A new study released today from Oxford University concluded that over two-thirds of conspiracy theorists are middle aged single men and the other third have had a messy divorce.

“In the UK, we looked at 24,546 people who believe in either fakery of Ukraine invasion, chemtrails, vaccines cause aids/death/autism, flat earth, moon landing was faked, and found that 16789 (68.4%) lived in their parents basement while the other 6,543 live alone ,” said lead researcher Prof. Amy Fowler.

Many conspiracy theorists are calling the study a conspiracy.

Hug a conspiracy theorist today.

via ~ DailyProzac

 

[SamBally]

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

 

[SamBally]

BRITAIN increasingly seems to be a nation of Covid conspiracy theorists, but it can’t last forever. So if you want to obsess over paranoid nonsense, which theory to opt for?

Anti-vaxxer

Excellent conspiracy theory because you can project your own mad ideas onto it. What’s in the vaccine? Microchips? Mind-control drugs? Extra-terrestrial blood? Let your imagination run free, and be sure to call anyone who disagrees with you a brainwashed puppet sheep.

5G

Is a slightly higher-bandwidth mobile network the ideal method of enslaving the population? Possibly not. Experts in the field such as Joseph Stalin or Saddam Hussein, would argue that secret police, informants and lengthy prison sentences are more effective.

The JFK assassination

Classic conspiracy bollocks like a vintage wine. Marine marksman Lee Harvey Oswald shot a man in a slow-moving open car from a good vantage point, but don’t let that stop you from developing a complex theory about the Mafia trying to kill Marilyn for sleeping with Fidel Castro because Jack Ruby worked for NASA. You’ll get plenty of followers online.

The Earth is flat

So retro it’s new, and there are myriad ways to disprove it. Just go to the edge and see if you fall off. Really more for alternative conspiracy theorists who get off on winding up the squares or the genuinely troubled who can’t understand why if the planet’s a sphere every walk isn’t downhill.

Offensive 9/11 dreadfulness

These nutters are untroubled by the horrible deaths of thousands of innocents, so why not join them? Very fertile ground for loony ideas; if you’re bored of the mundane concept of the CIA carrying out a ‘false flag’ operation, there’s always the possibility that the airliner attacks on the Pentagon were ‘laser holograms’. Yes, that’s a real idea.

Nazi UFOs

Why bother with the halfway plausible? Get into Nazi flying saucers and bore strangers with outlandish claims that Die Glocke was a genuine anti-gravity device. With the bonus that if you’re right, you get to meet a Wolfenstein-style robot Hitler on the dark side of the moon.

 

[Altair]

BRITAIN increasingly seems to be a nation of Covid conspiracy theorists, but it can’t last forever. So if you want to obsess over paranoid nonsense, which theory to opt for?

Anti-vaxxer

Excellent conspiracy theory because you can project your own mad ideas onto it. What’s in the vaccine? Microchips? Mind-control drugs? Extra-terrestrial blood? Let your imagination run free, and be sure to call anyone who disagrees with you a brainwashed puppet sheep.

5G

Is a slightly higher-bandwidth mobile network the ideal method of enslaving the population? Possibly not. Experts in the field such as Joseph Stalin or Saddam Hussein, would argue that secret police, informants and lengthy prison sentences are more effective.

The JFK assassination

Classic conspiracy bollocks like a vintage wine. Marine marksman Lee Harvey Oswald shot a man in a slow-moving open car from a good vantage point, but don’t let that stop you from developing a complex theory about the Mafia trying to kill Marilyn for sleeping with Fidel Castro because Jack Ruby worked for NASA. You’ll get plenty of followers online.

The Earth is flat

So retro it’s new, and there are myriad ways to disprove it. Just go to the edge and see if you fall off. Really more for alternative conspiracy theorists who get off on winding up the squares or the genuinely troubled who can’t understand why if the planet’s a sphere every walk isn’t downhill.

Offensive 9/11 dreadfulness

These nutters are untroubled by the horrible deaths of thousands of innocents, so why not join them? Very fertile ground for loony ideas; if you’re bored of the mundane concept of the CIA carrying out a ‘false flag’ operation, there’s always the possibility that the airliner attacks on the Pentagon were ‘laser holograms’. Yes, that’s a real idea.

Nazi UFOs

Why bother with the halfway plausible? Get into Nazi flying saucers and bore strangers with outlandish claims that Die Glocke was a genuine anti-gravity device. With the bonus that if you’re right, you get to meet a Wolfenstein-style robot Hitler on the dark side of the moon.

SAM...Are you Male or Female?

 

[SamBally]

SAM...Are you Male or Female?

Go away and stop pestering me.

Or else.

 

[Altair]

Go away and stop pestering me.

Or else.

Pestering?...Coming from YOU?......Really....Ok.!

Else What big chops.....?

 

[SamBally]

Pestering?...Coming from YOU?......Really....Ok.!

Else What big chops.....?

You pester all the women on this site if they show you the slightest bit of interest.

You keep asking me what my gender is.

I told you.

Stop inventing reasons to pester me.

Now go away.



Or else.

 

[Altair]

You pester all the women on this site if they show you the slightest bit of interest.

You keep asking me what my gender is.

I told you.

Stop inventing reasons to pester me.

Now go away.



Or else.

I pester NO ONE here...But I know you love ME.

 

[SamBally]

I pester NO ONE here...But I know you love ME.

And when you are not pestering people for ASL (me), you are trying to get into women's PMs, you DIRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTY old man.

Then you type lines such as this.

I'm interested in what.... IF ANYTHING you pricks did for the good of mankind today.

Absolutely fcuk all... It's folk like ME who pay for you imbeciles to chat on here all day.

Amazing...None of you actually show any shame for doing it either.

Wow.

What world we now live in.

Awful Awful Awful.

I do NOT want to converse with the kind of man who not only thinks like that in general but also SAYS it publicly and to me personally. Then and only a few days later you are pestering me again without any remorse or shame at all.

I don't personally have a Limit to my thinking, normal...

You CLEARLY have BIG BIG BIG limits.

6 hours to remove a wheel nut...



Now stop pestering me.



Or else.


Over and out.


SMFH.

 

[Altair]

And when you are not pestering people for ASL (me), you are trying to get into women's PMs, you DIRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTY old man.

Then you type lines such as this.



Awful Awful Awful.

I do NOT want to converse with the kind of man who not only thinks like that in general but also SAYS it publicly and to me personally. Then and only a few days later you are pestering me again without any remorse or shame at all.



You CLEARLY have BIG BIG BIG limits.

6 hours to remove a wheel nut...



Now stop pestering me.



Or else.


Over and out.


SMFH.

Amazing. I love you...!

6 Hours was for the WHOLE JOB...Not just taking the wheel nuts off. !

The Fitting of Brake Shoes...wasn't even in the rate. 4 Hour Job missis...!

I have nothing else to add.

 

[SamBally]

Here we go...

So now it didn't take 6 hours after all... although he said it did... now it only took 4 hours and he even has had NERVE, the AUDACITY, to claim "fitting the brake shoes was free" as if that hands him a get out of jail free card.


SMH.


Over and out.

 

[Altair]

Here we go...

So now it didn't take 6 hours after all... although he said it did... now it only took 4 hours and he even has had NERVE, the AUDACITY, to claim "fitting the brake shoes was free" as if that hands him a get out of jail free card.


SMH.


Over and out.

Here we go?...

Okay...!

How about you Fcuk off..?

Leave me be.

Lets see who the real Killer Here is.

 

[SamBally]

100% I will shortly be fukcing off this site.

Because I am SICK to the back teeth of old men like you, who don't understand NO means NO, and who keep pestering and harassing me when I have made it CLEAR that I do not wish to communicate with you.

 

[Altair]

100% I will shortly be fukcing off this site.

Because I am SICK to the back teeth of old men like you, who don't understand NO means NO and keep pestering and harassing me when I have made it CLEAR I do not wish to communicate with you.

That has NOTHING to do with me....I'm a nice bloke...You need to understand that. !

 

[Altair]

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

The far right and conspiracy theorists posting Russian propaganda are spreading lies that Ukraine soldiers are tying up anyone who speaks Russian.

The truth is below

Ukraine Citizens Tie Looter to Pole With Pants Down as Punishment​

A looter was caught and tied to a pole on March 7, 2022 in Kyiv, Ukraine. People who have attempted to take advantage of the ongoing crisis in Ukraine have faced similar punishments. [Metro and Mail online.]


A man was tied to a pole and had his pants pulled down after allegedly attempting to loot stores in Kyiv on Monday.

The photos showed the man taped around the pole at an AMIC petrol station. Police cars can be seen parked in the background.

Another picture from the scene showed a man speaking to the alleged looter. (see above photo)

This punishment was intended to humiliate the alleged looter as Ukrainians deal with lawlessness following the Russian invasion.

Other individuals who have attempted to take advantage of the ongoing crisis in Ukraine have faced similar punishments.

There have been reports of looting in areas across the country since the invasion began, with criminals targeting supermarkets, petrol stations and banks. Civilians have taken it upon themselves to try and stamp out the problem.

One alleged looter had his wrists cable-tied around a utility pole, his belt use to strap his knees against it and his underwear pulled down around his ankles, according to a Spectator report.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

The far right and conspiracy theorists posting Russian propaganda are spreading lies that Ukraine soldiers are tying up anyone who speaks Russian.

The truth is

Ukraine Citizens tie Looters to poles with pants down as punishment​